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Did it even matter what it was? There was an 85% discount, whether or not she knew what it was, or if she had any need for it went out the window, she was a red blooded women cursed with the inability to pass such bargain. Her pulse raced, it was the last one on the shelf, it was hugely discounted, and now it was hers!!!!
And the curse of the red-blooded woman landed her with Anna Doyle at an 85% discount. A celeb at a snip!!!!!!!!!!!
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Master of Sex
oh ann give us a kiss or even better gis a ride but ann only had eyes for mr mean and was hearing none of this she wanted him and nothing was getting in her way she wanted............................
to know who was here, she had completely lost track of all the people who had arrived into the story, and who had left. All she knew was the room was now full of people, mostly naked, writhing in pleasure. Hands ran over her body, caressing her, pulling her in different directions, while a hard cock penetrated her soaking wet pussy, another pushed its way gently into her mouth and she began to suck. Lipes explored her nipples and she could feel bodies pressed against her, waves of pleasure filled her whole being, she moaned softly as she felt the excitement build within her...she no longer cared who was here.
up......... Wow!!!! we gasped in unison, the lipes were beautiful, the lipes of beauty never seen before by us mere mortals, weirdly the lipe on the end looked a teeny weeny bit like Dora and funny it too wore two thongs..
Padds was dumbstruck, but a quick chop to the back of his neck from GK sorted him out..he fell forward and..
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i love to take to bed but feel it not me you want it is the ........................................
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have a shower with bonns we will cover each other in cream for clyde so he will have two to play with but padds is here he can keep the clyde happy while we the ladys play and then padds and clyde went to.............................................
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for every present that was opened bonns and bewbee had to take off an item of clothign it wa,nt long before the 2 ladys where undressed. padds and clyde stered at the naked ladys and felt that 1 last present was needed. together the 2 boys jumped into padds boy racer car and sped to the nearest????????????????..................
Around his big toe! the girls are busy eyeing up Mr Studley, its a race,, the two girls leap into action, " I want that ribbon" they shoot forward arms out, but trip,,, trip over a bloody can of shaving foam that Clyde has left on the floor from the previous nights escapades, both ladies fall flat on their face, but land on something it moves, next a wiery head arises from the floor and says "Suprise Suprise",,, oh no, that the one with the big teeth, red hair and a stupid accent !!!! yes you guessed it she was still here
She asks for more GIN, Clyde scuttles off to find some.....
The race is still on, the ladies scramble over Cilla. But who gets Studleys ribbon........
She asks for more GIN, Clyde scuttles off to find some.....
The race is still on, the ladies scramble over Cilla. But who gets Studleys ribbon........
Bonns, clips Clyde around the ear " I could of won Studs ribbon, had you not left the shaving foam on the floor! Oh by the way, what's that red head still doing here? and why did you text her, inviting her along?" Clyde looking sheepish replied" Cause Menads asked me too, they met at the last Meet & Greet". Puzzled by Bonns questions, Clyde decided to join Padds in the bold corner! ( Am I ever out of it!!!!!) they enjoy a Cig and get talking... Wouldn't it be nice to see a Pic of Newbie and her new prize, her red ribbon..... they both head towards Newbie........
As they approach Bewbies,,, they hear that sound,,, the Shaggs sound, but on this occassion she aint driving! she has enroled M to drive,,, Shaggs wants to party and had brought supplies!
We all rush to the Van,,, Dora frantically waving her clubcard,,,, more points more points.......But where is GK,, and the rest,,, probably drinking with Cilla?
We all rush to the Van,,, Dora frantically waving her clubcard,,,, more points more points.......But where is GK,, and the rest,,, probably drinking with Cilla?
....the lads were indeed drinking with Cilla, and boy can she knock 'em back! Padds is seeing double already and rgb has curled up in the corner (alas, no longer have the stamina). Suddenly Cilla grips her chin and rips of another rubber mask. "FFS Byrne" Padds screeches "piss off will ya?". The mask drops to the floor revealing.....
all the guys... how the love watching their super hero in the dark cimema ... watching his moves ... how he twarted his foes .... rescued the damsels ...dealth with their distress...used his super powers & weapons to do good...they all wanted to be orgasmguy ... but then his identity & secret was was really Dora's alter ego....
Cameron Diaz. Suddenly everyone realised, they had NEVER seen the two of them in the same place at the same time. There was a gasp from the crowd as Dora smiled, the very same smile they had seen on the silver screen. Living in ireland under the name Dora, Cameron had managed to live the kind of lifestyle her celebrity status would not allow due to the scandal that would be created. But now that the secret was out, everyone realised, there was the trademark smile, the glowing good looks, it was unmistakable.
but Cameran Dora Diaz really felt her calling in like was a Herogasm man...besides she really liked the way the coustum felt and how it emphasised her assets and it did have a nice lunch box atachment...besided there were people to be helped...somebody had to protect the villagers of Swing4 from Vanilla attacks... Vanilla Magilla and his cohorts in the Sindo World had their beady eyes and closed minds set on the destruction of fun ... and who wanted a world without fun...Herogasm man would be.........
