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But little did everyone know but the one and only padds was the leader of the gods that liked to probe and experiment with people's minds and what ever he fancied and he was taking no prisioners on this mission but he was also know to be converting with the other side and this been the lesser beings whom amuses the god who probed and experiemented
experiemented???
Experimented with those Trekkies minds, oh yes Padd's had played a blinder led them into a world of false insecurity, he had let them jump into silly suits wearing stupid masks and let them believe they had been on the Enterprise, but thankfully Captain Keaneo had kept Padd's fully informed, all this talk of corki..... was lost in translation.
Padds was to be the bearer of bad news, Bomber121 skid marks on his rough landing had beared the brunt and he had fled..........
Personal post ( Bomber a great true and straight Pal) I for one will miss you as a mate. Padds xxxxx
Master of Sex
it was,nt the eyes kirks crew was looking at it was there willies could they or could,nt they keep it up for any lenth of time the cargo hold was full of viagra. this was a give away that they could,nt scotty beam up the klingon viagra stash that will keep them to ransom and secure the release of any star ship crew they might have. make it so scotty with that in a flash the entire stash of klingon viagra was on board. the star ship went in to a speed wobble with the weight of the blue gold. mr zulu keep it steady, i am captain the ship was not built to hold so much viagra. captain was mad not what wil he do when sidekick cutie wants her bit. cos thats all he has now is a while back in alans ballroom the party is in full swing, piggy,bonns,lemrac,newbie where in a corner having a drink looking at alans butt as all girls do emmmmmmmm would i love to says newbie but not long after the baby she cant so bonns gets up and asks alan for......
She entered the crime scene, it was one of the worse cases she had seen. The body had been severly mutilated, as she tried her best not to slip on the large pools of congealed blood that covered the floor. As she got closer to the body the scene became even more disturbing. The victims genitals had been hacked off in a brutal manner, and placed crudely into the victims mouth. She turned to Clyde Grissom as he came in the door, "do we have an ID yet on the deceased?", "It's some low life pimp, named Foxy Keano, Brass is coming in behind me, he should have more details"
captian brass aka thomasbiglad entered the room ," thats the gob shite foxy keano he was well known for licking the wrong ass" sara sidle aka newbie 9 went over to the body " loks like he bit off more than he can chew " as she removed the cock from his mouth,grisom aka clyde looked over in discust " well if this is the pimp , were is the whore?" captian brass aka thomasbiglad turned with fear in his eyes " u mean the notorius cheeky girl cutie!!................ we have been looking for her and we know this is her work its her callin card !!
The CSI S41 team would have their work cut out on this case. For a start, none of the team cared who committed the murder, and also, they felt the guilty party deserved a medal rather than a prison sentence. Cutie may have been one of Foxy Keano's most profitable members of staff, her beauty and intellect made her a popular among the customers. But she had been under Foxy Keano's employment for too long, he had controlled her for too long, could she have finally done the world a favour.
But, it seems that Cutie had a bone-fide alibi and the Dna evidence ruled her out as the perpetrator of the heinous crime. Who knew that she had just cause? Just who had attempted to frame her?
Perhaps it was Jim Brass attempting to unshackle the mantra of portraying the strait-laced, no-nonsense cop! The burden of the cariacature imposed on him had finally caught up with him and triggered his innermost psychopathic tendencies to manifest themselves.
Sarah smelt a rat, sidled over to Griss and whispered.......
Padd's was soo pleased to view the pic, Bewbies had created, and Padd's (Mr Fugly) was over the moon!
Padd's had afterall been stuck In Waterford Airport,,,, Cpt Padd's had decided to remain there,,, and let the fooking wingers whisper, this thread was infact a haven, a haven of loyal pals.
Then Padds gets a call...CSI stuff he announced.........
Master of Sex
padds not fugly me thinks him is cute emmmmm. but the csi team are hard at work trying to put together the clues laft behind by the evil killer while eating their mcdonalds burgers dubcplmg takes the thingy out of mr whats its gob and say to grissom sir its been licked clean wont get anything off grissom says this will make things harder padds sniggers and says it was hard(once)sgt brass who at this time was suckin hard on his milk shake, was laughing at padds putting the thingy thing in the evidence bag he was makin a right cockup and balls of it. padds, shouts sgt brass put the wide end in first ya turns round red faced and starts crying sgt brass u upset me look what u made me do,crissom turns to padds and says i know its ur first job but there will b more for ya and..............
The plot thickens, but does MacDonald's sauce of the week?
Could this explain Padds' stools not being in ship-shape order?
We need to call in Griss to assess whether the blow-fly larvae in Padds' stools match the time-frame of when he last ate in MacDonalds.
Only now does everybody appreciate the value of a fully trained entymologist; fair play to Griss the insect inspector.
Master of Sex
aaahhhhhh ffs lance here i am aka grissom standing beside a chopped up body blood everywhere guts all over the place, and u want me to check padds ass for flies what ya trying to do put me off me burger i paid 2 dollers for me burger and nothing will stop me eating it. ill check padds ass back at the lab we need hygene conditions for that. but ur right it does need way to get back to the story. feck me lost now hahaha.......
Back at the lab Sara Newbie Sidle was worried, this was a comlex case surrounded by high tensions, it would have to be done right. Foxy Keano may have been a low life, but he had connections in high places. An FBI Agent was hanging around, ruffling the feathers of the staff in the CSI lab. Agent Lancelot had been assigned to the case, and was doing his best to undermine the local police, even attempting to implicate Brass in the murder. Sara Had her suspicions that he was also tampering with evidence, the ladies undergarmets that had been found at the scene were now missing, and he was attempting to say that DNA had excluded Cutie, but Sara knew that they hadn't even been tested before they disappeared. Internal Affairs was breathing down their necks, calling them in one by one to be questioned about the missing evidence, and her colleauges were stressed, but she couldn't let this interfere with their work. Everything would have to be done by the book. But there was even a staff member off abusing expensive equipment and wasting time by analizying excrement. She pushed all this to the back of her mind as she pulled drawer containing Keano's body out of the cooler. As she examined the body she noticed someting strange. Something had been inserted deep into the wound where the genitals had been...
sargent brass aka thomasbiglad joined sara newbie sidle in the mougue just as she was examing keanoes body " look brass how the hell did this get here " it was a mouldy fish finger which had been stuffed deep into the hole were keanoes genitals were! " jesus h christ !!" said brass, " what with the undergarments missing ! and now this mouldy fish finger !!" sara looked on at brass with lust in her eyes , they had a secret affair once but ended when they couldnt meet in secret ! brass knew what sara was thinking he could tell by the look in her eyes it was more than the mouldy fish finger she had on her mind , just then grissom clyde walked into the morgue ! " i see we have more evdience to process ? " yes said sara as she moved away from brass towards her new interest "grissom clyde" even though the morgue was cold things were starting to hot up !!!!
although Grissoms reaction to Newbie was almost as cold as the morgue...did Clyde Grissom really have feelings for her ... or was it just a fatherly mentoring interest... was Bonns Willows Clydes true love .... Newbie would have to analise the evidence ... but first there was a mouldy fish finger to deal with ... and where was Padds ... he had the special gloves for handling small evidence....
sargent brass was confused to who the feck was alan ball ? and how was he in the morgue ? and willows bonns wel she was more interested in warrick who was out in the science lab playing with hormone pills !! " so whats the situation then on the mouldy fish finger ? " asked brass to clyde grissom , " well we got a partial print from it and its a match to one of our own ppl!! " everyone looked over awaiting grissoms responce " it was padds ,aka agent fugly our very own csi !!!
