woman that wouldin get on motor bike was once told"hunny its the safest thing ull have between ur legs"
lol haha Dora! It 1st f December I'm allowed 2! :happy:
Confucius Say....
Never read woman's mind....It changes so often
Man who shag sheep from behind, misses all good kissin.
Confucius Say...
Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.
Confusious says ... Give a little ... it helps a lot
Contucius says:
Secretary not permanent fixture until screwed on top of desk
confucius says
Virginity like bubble,one prick and its gone
confucius says
one prick can not a party make
confucius say
if you want sexy nurse,you got to be patient
Confucius says
man with blue balls should play snooker
Confucius say
Man go to bed with itchy ass wake up with smelly finger
confucius say
Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.
Confucius says
Knob on top of penis so mans hand wont slip off :wank:
confucius say
man who cum to soon go much quicker
Confuscius says:
If your feet smell and your nose runs, you are built upside down
confuscius say
man who take laxative an vigra at de same time
dont know if he cum or go
confucius say
posh people dont cum,
they arrive
Confucius say;
Baseball is wrong - man with four balls cannot walk.
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