Common Irish Sayings

Sexlightened

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Some very common Irish Sayings below - Please feel free to add your own lol •Ireland its perfectly acceptable to call your mother 'mammy' even though you are a fully grown adult, • Saying 'Now we're sucking diesel' means that you are happy with the outcome of the situation, • Drinking 'tae' is everyone's favourite past time, • You're scared of the wooden spoon, • The word 'like' goes in every sentence, • You can say "Any craic' to a garda and you won't get arrested, • 'The dogs' bollocks' means something brilliant UnlikeLike · • Crisps are called 'Taytos' and fizzy drinks are called 'minerals', • 'For the craic' is the best reason for doing anything, • The best cure for a hangover is more drink, • Nobody can go a day without saying 'Jaysus', • 'Meeting' has a double meaning, • Tea is the solution to every problem, • And water is the solution to every GAA injury, • "I got stuck behind a tractor' is a perfectly valid reason for being late, • We eat Tayto sambos for lunch, and ham sandwiches on the way to Croke Park, • You can insert the name of a gardening tool into any sentence and it still makes sense, e.g. 'I had a rake of drink last night' or "I'll be out in a minute, I'm just shoveling down the dinner', • GAA is considered religion •When you were young, you went to bed when Glenroe was over, • If you die from alcohol poisoning, you're considered a lightweight, • 'Ah fuck off' means 'Are you serious?', ... ... • The person that you insult most is probably your best friend, • Saying 'I will yea' means that you definitely won't, • "Fuck it, its grand' means that you couldn't be bother finish it properly!

shydublinguy

Sexlightened

0 likes 12 Jul 2012

It's like a mechanic looking up a cows arse and it's hang sandwiches by the way lol

Unknown User

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RoundDaBend

Sex God

0 likes 12 Jul 2012

he,s as tight as a camels hole in a sandstorm, "may youre next shite be a hedgehog"

Unknown User

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Tight: He's as tight as a fish's arse & that's watertight. :lol2: He's so feckin mean he'd peel an orange in his pocket.:grin:

ravenfire

Sex God

0 likes 13 Jul 2012

Grab a hold of yourself....dirty thoughts come to mind lol

Unknown User

0 likes 13 Jul 2012

Neck like a jockeys .....

Unknown User

0 likes 14 Jul 2012

Wouldn't pull a bird in a pet shop lol

:lol:

ravenfire

Sex God

0 likes 14 Jul 2012

Gis a ride would ya lol

Unknown User

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A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. I'd rather have two birds in a bush myself. And preferably bisexual ones lol

You cant have your cake & eat it. Well what good is a cake you cant taste? Too many cooks spoil the broth. Well thats because they are a temperamental bunch. People in glass houses shouldnt throw stones. If they are outside their glass house and project the stone away from the house is that ok? Take the twig out of your own eye before attempting to take the splinter out of mine. Wouldnt it be best to just go see an Ophthalmic Surgeon? A rolling stone gathers no moss. No he just gathers a young eastern european wife who takes half of his money through divorce :lol:

JackNJilly

Orgasminator

0 likes 14 Jul 2012

a sniper wouldnt take ya out lol

JackNJilly

Orgasminator

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You Did In Your Arse She'd Lie Down In Nettles For It Thats The Craic She Said, With One Leg Up'n The Dash And Nothing On But The Radio Shot With A Ball Of Their Own Shyte If There Was Work In The Bed, Ya'd Sleep On The Floor! Sick As A Plane To Lourdes

Unknown User

0 likes 14 Jul 2012

Watch pot never boils..

playfull

Orgasminator

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Ya will have that in small towns and built up areas It's all well and good till someone loses an eye Ya wouldn't be well when your sick (hangover symptoms) Ya wouldn't beat snow off a rope Im as sick as a small hospital (hangover symptoms) I have a tongue like gandhai's flip flop (hangover symptoms) I have to go drain the spuds She would give a snowman a horn

Unknown User

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Unknown User

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I'll take fire out of your jaw!..... was my Grannies favourite You wouldn't ride that into battle!