Sex God
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Come the revolution ... yes I know an old chestnut but who is in your firing line ...:boxing:
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Come the revolution
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Warming the Bed
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Kiddie fiddlers, rapists, wife/husband abusers, pimps, drug dealers, religous fanatics and politicans!!! That'll do for a start, it should keep the firing squad busy for a while..................... ;)
Sex God
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all us fooking irish for becoming so lazy,and yesum boss like...
welost our spark,,and need a good foot up the hole.....
Sex God
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Moher Man ( Check out the 7 Up ads...Grrr.
Brian Cowan need I explain?
Guys that set up female accounts on here.....:sticky:....your days are Numbered Team Mod is eradicating yee slowly one by one..Mwuha ha ha ha ha ha....sorry Got bit excited there
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who dont indicate before turning corners....drives me INSANE....
lovebird
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yes, i'd like to see a few of those made an example of. other than that, in order of guilt:
Blair, Brown & Bush - Brown would happily strangle blair, saving a bullet, bush can stand in front of brown, saving a blindfold. by the time bush had worked out what was going on it'd be over.
All Christian Brothers, hanger's on, fellow travellers, wearers of robes.
All lawyers, civil servants, solicitors who have made money and compounded the crimes of the robe-wearers by attempting to reduce their guilt and liability.
Nick Griffin - BNP leader
Margaret Thatcher - i'd be in the queue behind Irish Republicans, Argentinian Conscripts and about 20 million other brits. We might have to strap her to a chair like they did to James Connolly.
Manager of our local theatre. a man universally despised for his bullying and dishonest treatment of just about anyone who ever comes into contact with him. do this one myself.
Sex God
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Since all of the above have covered most of my list there is no point in repeating them, the only one above I don't agree with is lucan couple as that involves me being a target, so sod that. Besides, I haven't lost my spark, its definitely around here somwhere, I swear, you put a thing down for one minute in this house...
I guess the only ones left to add are Britney Spears, Pat Kenny and Barney, just for being bloody annoying.
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lovebird def agree with ur two.... who dont indicate before turning corners....drives me INSANE.... .... when you need to phone them it takes 26 minutes before u can actually speak to a real live person...(and yes i did time them!)
but bus stop queues or lack of bus stop queues does my head in too....
sunday drivers lol lol
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ah curiouscouple....that old chestnut of drug dealers......i do hope you are including in that catch-all phrase all the people who sell alcohol, cigarettes and prescription drugs (alcohol and cigarettes each kill more people every year than heroin, crack, meth, and all the rest of the illegal drugs put together, and that's not counting the all to human cost that alcohol abuse has on the families of the abusers, and the families of those who kill or injure others while drunk. just because something is legal doesn't make it right, and vice versa) and also the doctors who needlessly prescribe anitibiotics at the drop of a hat which has helped to cause the evolution of drug-resistant diseases such as mrsa.
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Ahh T-Bags, a very valid point indeed!! However, having seen and experienced a little of the darker side of the illegal substance trade we tend to put them higher up the list!!
Everything in moderation is a fine thing, but like all things in life, too much of a good thing can do untold damage to one and all around you.................
Sex God
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Shop Asssistants tryn 2 help, would they ever jus fec offfffff and leav ya be. Then when ya want their help their sorry but they can't help for whatever 1 of zillion reasons they come up with.
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Oh and Umbrella Inventors ......
Will some-one please invent an umbrella that lasts longer than two minutes, and withstands rain and wind 
I don't want to be bringin one that feels like the size of a marquee around the town with me, I might as well carry the Table and four chairs with it. :lol2:
I don't want to be bringin one that feels like the size of a marquee around the town with me, I might as well carry the Table and four chairs with it. :lol2:
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Top of my list are people who dont have the common courtesy to spell your name correctly. It may seem trivial but it is one of my pet hates.
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slow drivers-why the hell do some drivers pull out in front of you and decide to drive at 10 kmph, instead of the speed limit, i say get off the bloody road park your car up and leave it there
rude people-drive me mad, a please and thank you don't cost a thing
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Top of my list are people who dont have the common courtesy to spell your name correctly. It may seem trivial but it is one of my pet hates.
well quite. my surname is french and often someone will listen to me spelling it for them and then spell it how they think it ought to be spelt, it's not like they can't remember what i just said, it's only 5 letters ! they are just absolutely convinced that it's more likely that i don't know how to spell my own name than that the name is one they are not familiar with.
also drivers. its the fuckers that break when another vehicle approaches them ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROAD that get me; if they are so cross-eyed they shouldn't be allowed to drive.
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curiouscpl....glad you didn't take the hackneyed "alcohol isn't a drug" route...kudos to ye.....however having seen and experienced the darker side of all those mentioned above and a few others to boot, i feel we should be taking out a class action against goverments in general for reckless endangerment when it comes to booze and fags...if they were being discovered now they woud never be allowed to be used clinically, never mind sold openly with the govts willing participation (not to mention lining its coffers with taxes and then cutting the health services that people who fall foul of these things need the most, for example cancer services. but this is an old and mouldy chestnut,even on here, so i'll shut the fuck up and roll another fat one lol.
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Top of my list are people who dont have the common courtesy to spell your name correctly. It may seem trivial but it is one of my pet hates.
Thats the one Shaz! Especially irritating when they manage to get both your first and second name wrong! Arrrgghhh! Not as if I have an exotic one or anything. My advice is to do a Blackadder....and bin it immediately. Particularly useful if its a bill.
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oh yeah....and worse that shop assistants trying to help.....the ones who barely acknowledge your existence are worse. Holding their hand out for the money while their head is turned talking to someone else.....always hold it a few inches short so they have to look around. Customer service....pah!
(Doesn't bother me or anything! 
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Could someone waken me when the revolution begins?
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Could someone waken me when the revolution begins?
yes. you don't want to miss it, golden. a revolution feels ten times better than an orgasm. personally i'm hoping to exploit the chaos and have an orgasm whilst the revolution takes place, thus achieving ecstasy never before experienced in human history...
Sex God
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Saw a ladder free fire engine once, it had a long hose, but they couldn't get it to stay up...
Oh sorry, I thought I was on the firemen's forum...
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Don't ya just hate it when you're in Eddie Rockets, and you have a great big burger full of lettuce and tomato and mustard mayo and stuff, and the waitress stands watching you, and you open your mouth as wide as it will stretch, and you take a great big bite of burger, and bits of tomato and lettuce fall in your lap, and mustard mayo runs down your face and dribbles inside your collar, and you struggle to chew because you took too big a mouthful, and at THAT VERY MOMENT the waitress comes over and asks if you are enjoying your meal...
"YshmrffZnnkfyw... glob dribble"
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Could someone waken me when the revolution begins?
yes. you don't want to miss it, golden. a revolution feels ten times better than an orgasm. personally i'm hoping to exploit the chaos and have an orgasm whilst the revolution takes place, thus achieving ecstasy never before experienced in human history...
You sure about that?
Are revolutions not about chopping heads off, being dragged to the stocks?? Feck the revolution I shall stick to my own forms of ecstasy, while the rest of you make eejits of yourselves.
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A lot from those mentioned above but also to include those idiots in McDonalds that keep putting cheese on my burger .. I know ,I know it seems petty and small but its not that difficult to get a bloody order right!!
Im not short ...Im just fun sized!!
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A lot from those mentioned above but also to include those idiots in McDonalds that keep putting cheese on my burger .. I know ,I know it seems petty and small but its not that difficult to get a bloody order right!!
Im not short ...Im just fun sized!!
Ah bi....you have to remember you are dealing with brainwashed drones in those places. While some occupations are becoming more creative, those are becoming less! Mate of mine went for a job in mcd's when we were in college - and got turned down - we were trying to figure out what he could possibly have said! 'The clown has got to go' or something
Hate those little ketchup packets....how hard is it to make one that you can open and squeeze out without getting it everywhere except on the chips?
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You sure about that?
Are revolutions not about chopping heads off, being dragged to the stocks?? Feck the revolution I shall stick to my own forms of ecstasy, while the rest of you make eejits of yourselves.
yes.
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1- ryan air check in desk...why pay for bag & drop & then have to Q for ever
2- dublin airport security... do you really need to take off your belt & shoes
3- dublin airport baggage reclaim...plane landed 30 mins & another 30 min wait for your luggage
4- dublin airport passport control... why only ever 2 guys on duty when 30 flights arrive...who organises the shifts
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1- ryan air check in desk...why pay for bag & drop & then have to Q for ever
2- dublin airport security... do you really need to take off your belt & shoes
3- dublin airport baggage reclaim...plane landed 30 mins & another 30 min wait for your luggage
4- dublin airport passport control... why only ever 2 guys on duty when 30 flights arrive...who organises the shifts
It can hardly be a coincidence that no language on Earth
has ever produced the expression "as pretty as an airport".
Airports are ugly. Some are very ugly. Some attain a
degree of ugliness that can only be the result of a special
effort. This ugliness arises because airports ane full of
people who are tired, cross, and have just discovered that
their luggage has landed in Murmansk (Murmansk airport is the
only known exception to this otherwise infallible rule), and
architects have on the whole tried to reflect this in their
designs.
They have sought to highlight the tiredness and crossness
motif with brutal shapes and nerve jangling colours, to make
effortless the business of separating the traveller for ever
from his or her luggage or loved ones, to confuse the traveller
with arrows that appear to point at the windows, distant tie
racks, or the current position of Ursa Minor in the night sky,
and wherever possible to expose the plumbing on the grounds
that it is functional, and conceal the location of the
departure gates, presumably on the grounds that they are not.
The reason why so many sects hang around airports looking for converts: they know that people there are at their most vulnerable and perplexed, and ready to accept any kind of guidance.
-- Douglas Adams, The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul
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Irish Rail, Bus Eireann & Dublin Bus... they need to remember it is a passenger service, run for the convenience of the passengers not the staff.
Sales assistants in shops ... if we could find what we were looking for we wouldn't be asking for assistence.
Sex God
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chewing gum that doesn't stick to the underside of the desk in school
and then when your forced to clean the underside of the very desks the chewing gum that doesn't want to come off
Sex God
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taxi drivers who dont know where the address that you give them is
and then want to charge you full fare after they have got lost
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taxi drivers who insisting on talking when you want a quiet nap on the way home...and if they get you lost you get to sleep longer...
