I must apologise to everyone here on behalf of can sometimes happen when someone tries to make sense of me .Addy should be fine in an hour or so.
Sincerely,
Westside.
Quote by user=alex-kink Westside this is clearest example of forum whoring yet!Not only hijacking threads but having to make YOU the topic of every one of them!
What kills me is that you had to edit a two liner? Your improving Alex,I can feel it, Westside.
Check back at am or is when Alex gets his apparent this morning?Saving a starving nation,preventing global warming,a cure for nappy rash.
I find him mildly amusing,
Westside.
PS i can always get him a half decent spot on Tussey wellbeing is a fairly high turnover i by mental constipation is rampant.I edited this to keep with the spirit.
Quote by user=alex-kink Westside this is clearest example of forum whoring yet!Not only hijacking threads but having to make YOU the topic of every one of them!
Ah just noticed it took you four mins to re read your post and edit Alex ,no speed records this week. Thats fast going, Westside. As an editing speicial do you know that Roger Banister ran a mile in the time it took you to read two lines of yours and edit their off............Roger comes up the inside while Alex goes for the letter g,on comes Roger ,Roger all the way, Alex is closing the gap ,it close its very close,we are witnessing history here ,who will it be????? Alex yes ah Roger just clips him in the last a race ,what a closure. (1) Roger 1 mile mins. (2) Alex 2 lines 4 mins.
Quote by user=lovebird Westside this is clearest example of forum whoring yet!Not only hijacking threads but having to make YOU the topic of every one of them! No lets look at this logically for one these times, 100 mts secs, 4 min mile, Suzuki Hayabusa 1300 cc 0 - 50 in 3.5 secs, Microwavable rice 5 mins, Alex edit of post 4 mins, In other words i could put my rice on, run a mile and still be on par with Alex 4 mins jesus girl ,if thats not time management someone tell me what is. No more editing i reckon, Westside.
For anyone stocking up on Christmas booze, Lidl have great offers on Champagne and some decent wine at decent prices..
Rumour has it , now only a rumour, Tesco are going to stock, Turkeys pre-stuffed, yes-pre-stuffed, no need to soil your hand in some god awful sleazy out dated practice..
Seems the Turkeys will be stuffed whilst alive, then frozen...yumm yumm..
Quote by user=actionmanbarbie ive never stuffed a live bird before
Listen hun if your hanging around morgues again, you really got to stop, okay, not a good image, no not good at all.. Anyway why do something the big cartels can do for us, choice of six stuffings if the rumour is to be believed.
Pre-stuffed??? Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww...Then again,,it does get rid of the "Gynacologist" feel to it!!
We buy "Boned and rolled"(Not that type,,ye filthy feckers)As MrsHot's father was a chef,,So home made stuffing for us!
Since we're on the subject,,Better start saving,,I suppose!
Come to think of it,,NO Turkey this year,,We're giving it up,,It's too dry...(The Turkey)!!
Farmers leering at them?? Jaesus,,I think that's the least of their worries,considering They get a hand up their arse,have their insides pulled out,,and their heads chopped off!
Then again,,,"Farmers leering".....Decisions,Decisions...
pmsl...
Christmas Crackers..another boring tradition, and trees , god what is it with those trendy black ones?? and those awful ones you pull out of the box decorated.
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