Hey guys was just wondering what are the worst, best and indifferent chat up lines you have either used, had used on you or contemplated using. I heard a few bad ones recently, and was interested in hearing more....
...Disclaimer..the following should be read only by individuals with a sence of humour and never have I onced attempted to lure a lady into bed throgh the use of the following, which should only really be used to break the ice. Tezzybear does not guarantee sex through the use of these chat up lines and does not take responsibility to any ramifications which may come from their use.....
1: The name's bond, unibond! I'm here to fill your crack in.
2: Hey gorgeous you need a STUD in your life, I have the STD, so all I need is U!!
So what you guys heard??
Baby I'm not Fred flinstone but I can make your Bedrock
Should I call you in the morning or nudge you? :moon:
Hey Babe nice legs what time do they open at? :kick:
Well a guy walked up to me once in a bar and said "twenty thousand polar bears.." I said what??? He said "well that broke the ice"...oh and it worked pmsl :lick:
Personally I like my friends line....Shut up and kiss me!! :lick::clap::bounce:
Mimi xxx
the best ever chat up line i ever got.. i never fall for them but this got me lol..
chattin one night to a friends brother he said by the end of the night i will get u wit my chat up line..so of course i was on guard all night..he used few cheesy lines i just rolled me eyes.. later on he says r u wearing false eye lashes.. i said no.. so he continued talkin then half way through a sentence said again ..seriously r u wearin false eyelashes.. again i said nooooo... so he said do me a favour n close ur eyes to prove it...
nob head here closed me eyes and he kissed me.. have to say fair play it worked :thumbup:
the one i used was i had a old set of house keys and a lady that caught my eye i walked ouver and just handed here the keys and walked away... on the tag had my number and saying you just have unlocked my soul!!
it worked and she thought very original
Nice one Tatts.
One I actually used, was a mate made a bet with me that I couldn't get this girls number in a club. So I took it. Went straight up to the girl, explained the dilema ( in a very charming way ;) ), and if she agreed we'd drink the rest of the night on him. She was game ball!! Honesty sometimes is your best man!
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MORE CHEESY OR WHAT?
hahaha
Should I call you in the morning or nudge you? :moon:
Hey Babe nice legs what time do they open at? :kick:
... so he said do me a favour n close ur eyes to prove it...
nob head here closed me eyes and he kissed me.. have to say fair play it worked :thumbup: