I was reading an article earlier about Blue Balls, omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you poor men..ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
anyway thought this was too funny not to share.:giggle::giggle:
As a side note, Blue Ball is also the name of a town in Pennsylvania. It's right in the heart of Amish country, about 15 km as the crows flies from Intercourse, Pennsylvania (I kid you not). According to the map, if you're heading to Intercourse and you take a wrong turn, you'll end up in Blue Ball.
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I was reading an article earlier about Blue Balls, omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you poor men..ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
anyway thought this was too funny not to share.:giggle::giggle:
As a side note, Blue Ball is also the name of a town in Pennsylvania. It's right in the heart of Amish country, about 15 km as the crows flies from Intercourse, Pennsylvania (I kid you not). According to the map, if you're heading to Intercourse and you take a wrong turn, you'll end up in Blue Ball.
When I see Amish and Blue Balls, hardly surprising lol.
Thers a cross roads outside Tullamore on the way to Birr called the Blue Ball. Hmmm.
I'm waiting for you Lb
:cry: and work in the morningAlan this may answer your question:
blutoris -- when a female is extraordinarily horny and has no relief of the tension. the clitoris swells similar to receiving sexual stimulation, but since it is not followed by an orgasm leaves the woman feeling overly sensitive. The word is derived from the combination of blue and clitoris.
It is the female version of blue balls.
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Alan this may answer your question:
blutoris -- when a female is extraordinarily horny and has no relief of the tension. the clitoris swells similar to receiving sexual stimulation, but since it is not followed by an orgasm leaves the woman feeling overly sensitive. The word is derived from the combination of blue and clitoris.
It is the female version of blue balls.
And i wondered for years why my clit had a blue tinge to it lol, dont have that problem now with my teddy lol
SO yes Virgo a dam good rodderging is the cure lol but plenty of it lol
Sex God
** Fires up the 'Fanny Duster 2000'**
Sex God
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** Fires up the 'Fanny Duster 2000'**
when a fanny can dust ANYTHING its time for a fanny lift(you can get them in the usa!)theres no need for dragging!!!:-?
lovebird
xx
LB Hun, I am on about My 'Implement' For Replenishing fannys In need of some long awaited TLC.
and if roger was blonde would there be even more fun...:doh:
Sex God
Was looking up the urban dictionary and one of the definitions of blue balls is this
40. Blue Balls
excuse a man uses to get sex from his woman when she says she doesn't feel like banging him.
Man: I have a ragin hard-on baby.
Woman: Not tonight I'm tired.
Man: But if you don't give me sex, I'll get Blue balls, and my dick will fall off and then we can never make love again!
Woman: Oh no! Lets get to it then!
Ummmm Slightly. Hands up men who thinks that would work. The more likely response is the one I have set out below.
Mrs M's response if I said that would be in one word.
"SO"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Man: But if you don't give me sex, I'll get Blue balls, and my dick will fall off and then we can never make love again!
Mrs M's response if I said that would be in one word.
"SO"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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well at last i can comment on this thread...(coz had nooo idea what it was,and was too lazy to google it till now)
blue balls, its not all that bad,what u men moaning about?
now il tell ya what really hurts....getting bigger for nine months, seeing the light at the end of the tunnel,at last you arrive at hospital,endure hours and hours of pain(and not the good kind!!) to be told by the doctor....'we are going to have to make a small incision'. 'fine' you say, your half delirious with pain the words dont sink you realise....'small incision??' doesnt that mean 'cutting?''dont worry .you will hardly feel it'
well doctor how would you like it if i used a scapel to make a 'small incision in the top of YOUR knob?' exactly!!! not so fecking small now is it???
so they cut...pain is fecking horrendous!!!baby arrives all was so worth it,baby fine and healthy,mothers fine, you forget about the pain.....until..... you need to go the loo.....sweet mother of jaysus......who knew a 'small incision' could cause sooooooo much pain?????but it doesnt last thank god,,one or two weeks, max.
i think that beats your little blue balls!!!
lovebird
xx
It is like pushing an Elephants ass through a Mini-Cooper:cry:
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well at last i can comment on this thread...(coz had nooo idea what it was,and was too lazy to google it till now)
blue balls, its not all that bad,what u men moaning about?
now il tell ya what really hurts....getting bigger for nine months, seeing the light at the end of the tunnel,at last you arrive at hospital,endure hours and hours of pain(and not the good kind!!) to be told by the doctor....'we are going to have to make a small incision'. 'fine' you say, your half delirious with pain the words dont sink you realise....'small incision??' doesnt that mean 'cutting?''dont worry .you will hardly feel it'
well doctor how would you like it if i used a scapel to make a 'small incision in the top of YOUR knob?' exactly!!! not so fecking small now is it???
so they cut...pain is fecking horrendous!!!baby arrives all was so worth it,baby fine and healthy,mothers fine, you forget about the pain.....until..... you need to go the loo.....sweet mother of jaysus......who knew a 'small incision' could cause sooooooo much pain?????but it doesnt last thank god,,one or two weeks, max.
i think that beats your little blue balls!!!
lovebird
xx
Did you ever write for mills and boon LB???:giggle:
Great thing to use to bribe the kids with lol "after all i went through to have you lol
Ladies it is a painful serious condition ... not a reason for mirth & laughter
Ladies. We were made for sexual conquest. We were solely constructed for having sex with as many women in the world as much as we possibly can. To deny us sex is cruel, and a sexual injustice,and is no different than attempted murder and racial discrimination. Cause every man knows that when sex is denied, BLUE BALLS is the direct result of such cruelty & you will be reported to SPCBB (society for prevention of Blue Balls)...
Jesus Dragonstar, you might get requests for a demonstration lol. . . . Stand by your mailbox x ((hug))
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I really dont know what you men are complaining about here When you can pee somthing the size of a watermelon out of a hole the size of a lemon come back and talk to us xxxxxxxxxxxxxx anny
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I really dont know what you men are complaining about here When you can pee somthing the size of a watermelon out of a hole the size of a lemon come back and talk to us xxxxxxxxxxxxxx anny
:clap::clap: Well said Dragon:thumbup::thumbup:
You men dont know the meaning of pain:taz:
