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No need Alan, I'm FAS accredited (Firm Arse Spanking). For advanced students I'm also working freelance for the HSE (Hard Spanking Experts). Sorry Titan, my equipment is currently only suitable for females. It's all project work, Lovebird - I prefer a hands-on approach...
for the questions:google
well i suppose you could wear your mums stockings again, dora. i'd have to employ an extra tutor for you though, i'd come up a bit short for your requirements...
I hear the oral exam is very hard. Do you give grinds?
Titan, I think it is fair to say you would be perfectly qualified already to be one an external examiner, just to ensure sexford maintains acurate grading standards.
grinds as required. in britain we call it cramming which brings me to the oral. i find stress can best be avoided by adopting a suitable angle and by doing so its possible to combine assessments.
Well thank you Miss newbie9 for yer glowing commendation:bounce:
Cramming to me would be a far more complex operation than getting ready for an exam, but less said about that the better:whistling:
is there a pre exam lesson ... after all there is pre driving exam lessons
I think it is important to be properly instructed before any examination should be considered
Quote by user=sexford Yeahhhhhhhhh LB;) Okay I got me a sexy friend, not where do I sign up:small-print::uhoh:
well i'd love to sign you up golden, but i see i'm prohibited from even sending out an application form... :idea: Talk to My PA, see what we can come up with....
Can I sign up? :notes: I am quite innocent as there say like a rabbit I am a quick learner :lick:
1 Questions :- Will there be mickie sandwiches at break time? :whistling:
as this course appears to be such a popular course, with lots wishing to partake... I hope it does not become a victim of its success and get cut by "An Bord Snip" ...
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