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.and what do you want for christmas ?

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Master of Sex
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Id like a mouse trap, I have a mouse living in my car (one of the mouse friendly ones that dont squash them so i can release him back into the wild) eek eeek!screeeeeammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Warming the Bed
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Quote by user=bonkinbabe
Id like a mouse trap,
I have a mouse living in my car
(one of the mouse friendly ones
that dont squash them
so i can release him back into the wild)
eek eeek!screeeeeammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
I WANT a TWINTUB? Wud come in handy 4 scarin away those mice! Ha ha!
Sex God
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i'd like some insulation for my bedroom, the neighbours are alway complaining :giggle:
Sex God
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Same thing every year, never got them yet, bigger boobs, bloody hell seen Barbie dolls with bigger ones than me..:cry: Perhaps I should ask for a freakin Barbie doll!!
Sex God
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Sorry to put this here,after I promised you I wouldn't,,but.... Boobs aren't feckin everything.......Big,small,medium...Who cares,,,People should be interested in people for the person they are,,and not for their body parts... Ohhh yeah,,Happpy Xmas....hehe kiss
Sex God
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Aw Cork cpl couldn't have put it better myself, and anyway not many wemen could wear a bra on their back and still be a perfect fit biggrin Happy Christmas to you as wellkiss
Sex God
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...My own front teeth. so i whistle at bonkin and addies as they do theyre twin tub pole dance routine. hubba.....
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...My own front teeth. so i whistle at bonkin and addies as they do theyre twin tub pole dance routine.
Well Mister I am washing all on a hand wash.. cool temperature these days, so pole dancing on top of a twin tub is sooooooooo not on offer:grin:
hubba.....
Master of Sex
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:thrilled: i know wat i want..:small-print: a jorge tat does everythin fr me an dont mean george foreman grill. ffs :crazy:i would love to be able to buy sanity, anyone know of a shop sellin it. mail me here asap..:smile2: an everything just falls into place when i need it to.:laughabove: but then life's a bitch an always deals the wrong cards somtimes.:evil2: so fr now tat is my list:thumbup: oh nearly forgot bigger boobs an my age to go backwards fr at least 10 years.innocent rose:inlove:
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addies...i'll get you bigger boobs if you get me bigger boobs?? ... deal?? drinkies

Okay Dora will pick up a pack of six chicken fillets, me , you and seems sexy needs them as well, frozen okay?:giggle:
Sex God
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ok my boobs will have to do !! and ten yrs ago I was with my ex so god no rolling back the yrs for me :giggle: ill settle for a new car .. actually even an oldish one thats runs properly :giggle:
Sex God
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What do I want for Christmas? Can I name names, discuss removal of the wrappings, suggest a little toy or two and, finally, take it to bed with me? ;-)
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What do I want for Christmas?
Can I name names, discuss removal of the wrappings, suggest a little toy or two and, finally, take it to bed with me? ;-)

Yes.
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What do I want for Christmas?
Can I name names, discuss removal of the wrappings, suggest a little toy or two and, finally, take it to bed with me? ;-)

Yes.
I have great hopes that Santa will deliver - addie.
"...and I wish it could be Christmas every day!"
;-)
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Quote by user=CoolHand
What do I want for Christmas?
Can I name names, discuss removal of the wrappings, suggest a little toy or two and, finally, take it to bed with me? ;-)

Yes.
I have great hopes that Santa will deliver - addie.
"...and I wish it could be Christmas every day!"
;-)
That's a givenkiss
Master of Sex
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a guitar amp loud enuff to make my ears bleed BEFORE i turn it on, and some talent to go with it lol. Oh yeah, and santa's head on a pole at the end of the drive when i wake up on xmas mornin. andy
Warming the Bed
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a guitar amp loud enuff to make my ears bleed BEFORE i turn it on, and some talent to go with it lol.
Oh yeah, and santa's head on a pole at the end of the drive when i wake up on xmas mornin.
andy
What i want 4 xmas is> a doll, and some Fun, and a BIGGER GUN! He he!
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is that a bigger gun for 'you' tunnel or for 'her' for your pleasure ?? just taking notes here ... ill be sending santa the list bolt
Oh for both of us. . . Dora! As long as santa doesnt forget d bullets. Othrwise il b shootn blanks! He he!!
Sex God
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Oooooooooooooh I just adore the sexual tension between you two....
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Oooooooooooooh I just adore the sexual tension between you two....
realy addies? I was just askn santa not 2 4get d bullets! A gun wit no bullets, nt much use. Then again, bullets wit no gun wud b worse! He he!(grin)!!
Sex God
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No Tunnel it was the deep husky voice, the teasing litle smile, defo tension....
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No Tunnel it was the deep husky voice, the teasing litle smile, defo tension....
that being the case. .addies. . . I agree!
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No Tunnel it was the deep husky voice, the teasing litle smile, defo tension....
that being the case. .addies. . . I agree!
innocentI sooooooooo knew it..lol..
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No Tunnel it was the deep husky voice, the teasing litle smile, defo tension....
that being the case. .addies. . . I agree!
innocentI sooooooooo knew it..lol.. Yeah, ur always right addies! Arnt u? He he! Question 4 u addies,(or any1) . Can any1 guess why my name here as "tunnelman" ? Now ders a thread u cud start addies. . Guess why ppl are called wat they are here! Il let ye guess 4 a while! This wil b fun im sure! !
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No Tunnel it was the deep husky voice, the teasing litle smile, defo tension....
that being the case. .addies. . . I agree!
innocentI sooooooooo knew it..lol.. Yeah, ur always right addies! Arnt u? He he! Question 4 u addies,(or any1) . Can any1 guess why my name here as "tunnelman" ? Now ders a thread u cud start addies. . Guess why ppl are called wat they are here! Il let ye guess 4 a while! This wil b fun im sure! !
Sex God
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Great idea Tunnelman, okay a guess why someone is called ......... thread it is...... I will start with yours......... .
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Great idea Tunnelman, okay a guess why someone is called ......... thread it is......
I will start with yours......... .
yeah sure thing! I see uv already startd it, as i visitd that thread b4 i came here. Its gona b a laugh, i kno wel! Ha ha!
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Great idea Tunnelman, okay a guess why someone is called ......... thread it is......
I will start with yours......... .
yeah sure thing! I see uv already startd it, as i visitd that thread b4 i came here. Its gona b a laugh, i kno wel! Ha ha!
Sex God
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Time to start asking..... againbolt
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Nooooooooooooooooooooooo...don't you feckin dare GK....it's still sunny ffs!!!!