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Sex God
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:-?What exactly does almost single mean in profile? Nearly divorced? Forgot I am married? Spouse or partner dead but yet to dispose of body? Soon to be divorced? Have told her/him it is off, but they keep ignoring me? dunno
Sex God
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Yeah I knoooooooooooooooooo Addies!! clap clap I've often wondered that meself. That drives me fecin bonkersssssssssssss How can any1 be almost single ffffffsssssssss I tink sum people r playing tha "Selective Memory" line a bit 2 muchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Sex God
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Lorrrrrrrrrrrd do i hafta keeps tellin yis this::: :lol2: Almost single means married but wanting to be single ffs!!! :giggle::giggle:
Master of Sex
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ah so who holdin the rope so lol
Sex God
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Come on Vanity put us out of our .. what does it mean?.lol..
Sex God
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Almost doesn't win a race folks ya win r ya lose. :smile2: Life's a biatchhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Sex God
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Phantom pregnacy Doradunno Phantom single:grin::grin::giggle:
Sexlightened
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When I set up a profile on this site first I put down Almost Single, I had a girlfriend at the my adult life I thought of the girlfriend,wife ,kids (2.4)!I knew thats not what I wanted,I thought there might be another way,a different life,one night I herd about S4I, on a radio show,I was intreaged, I went home and loged on,on this site I met people who thought like me ,who had been down the road of convension,who wanted more, a different view, an alternitive way of life, I was lucky to be invited to one of studandsexys meets,from then I knew I wanted more ,I told my girlfrend and she wanted none of it so we ended,Addies ,to me almost single means willing to explore, or mabey, I have found a new path,also ,mabey I'm a cheating bastard who wants to meet people for sex ,:-?who knows?I'd like to think it's the former.I'd like to think it's people looking for a different road (sorry for the bad spelling :giveup: )
Sex God
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Almost Single = "wife found out I'm a cheating bastard and now reads all my emails and looks through my phone records so this is the only way I can get laid now apart from paying for it until she can be bothered to divorce my sorry ass." Andy
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Come on Vanity put us out of our .. what does it mean?.lol..

It means:
"I want something more/different/extra to what I'm getting at home - but I won't give up my cozy niche in my current life until I find some mug daft enough to take me on and protect me from the onslaught of the scorned woman I'd be leaving behind - if only I had the balls to leave her - that is!!!!"
Sex God
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i am wondering why the tag almost single is an issue, after all if you are a swinger, your not looking for a life partner ffs, i think it denotes, have a disasterous private life, id like to be single, but society does not allow for it at the moment ...!!!
Sex God
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wey hey calm down Avalon, no one thinks it's an issue,it is just a bit of fun reallydunno
Orgasminator
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:Palmost never bucked the goat:small-print:
Sex God
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i am wondering why the tag almost single is an issue, after all if you are a swinger, your not looking for a life partner ffs, i think it denotes, have a disasterous private life, id like to be single, but society does not allow for it at the moment ...!!!

Lordyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy rolleyes
I don't know a thing about it, but only a small group f tha couples on ere hav disastrous private lives, from what I hear, the rest seem 2 be happily 2gether and happy swinging with others! biggrin
Anywayssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
ya can hav yer cake but ya can't almost eat it!
:Pbolt
Sexlightened
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On signing up....the choices are like a final year philosophy degree MCQ. You have to chose one, you can't enter the true definition. So, for me which one could I choose? Technically, I'm still MARRIED; but will be DIVORCED; so am I ALMOST DIVORCED but that would mean that I'm ALMOST SINGLE; but I'm in a relationship since splitting up with spouse, so maybe that makes me a COUPLE. But, I'm not on here as a COUPLE under my username. So therefore that leaves me to toss-up between MARRIED (making me sound like a couple) or ALMOST DIVORCED. There is no option for what I am. I could have opted for ALMOST SINGLE and been one of the ones who are a topic of this topic. (I'll go and change it to that and then come back to play devils advocat). and let's not chat about what the 'assets' means. J.I A me who doesn't know what I am.
Sexlightened
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why dont you say you are seperated and geting divorced??.. oh and that you are with a partner at present but you're not sure how that is going to pan out, so you are free to have discreet meets with others that accept my situation??? ( dora wipes hands )

Yep. That should be one of the options on the pull-down menu. smile
Sex God
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"I want something more/different/extra to what I'm getting at home - but I won't give up my cozy niche in my current life until I find some mug daft enough to take me on and protect me from the onslaught of the scorned woman I'd be leaving behind - if only I had the balls to leave her - that is!!!!"
Just a point to note....not all of the almost singles are males.
Sex God
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Just a point to note....not all of the almost singles are males.. Excellent point daytime, perhaps my original post doesn't suggest it is open to both sexes.. sorry.. ps..can I see your picsinnocent
Sex God
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No aimed at you aiddes - I just like people to be fair in their comments - no matter what position they are adopting. I know a lot of people don't believe I should be here at all (married but here as single - the cad!) but I would hope my comments would still be valid. p.s. very few have seen my pics - but since your posts are always interesting and a good read you can have a peek biggrin
Sex God
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No aimed at you aiddes - I just like people to be fair in their comments - no matter what position they are adopting. I know a lot of people don't believe I should be here at all (married but here as single - the cad!) but I would hope my comments would still be valid.
p.s. very few have seen my pics - but since your posts are always interesting and a good read you can have a peek biggrin

Well daytime asCotton says, 'he who is without sin':smoke:
nice pics:lick:
Warming the Bed
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Hi Addies, the almost single is fairly well covered, but on checking your profile, could it be said you are almost looking? You know the "not looking at the moment"; then under looking for; bi male, bi female etc.
Sex God
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Nylon it is not possible to leave choices blank, until that is the case I guess they will remain on my profile.. and no for the record I am not nearly looking or almost looking for anything..
Orgasminator
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:Pdont be telling fibs your looking fine :rose:
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:Pdont be telling fibs your looking fine :rose:

aw thanks tussey, but if you saw me, been out tramping in the woods, I look like something the cat dragged insad:haha: