Admit one truth about yourself.

22 Oct 2012

Whilst out last Friday in a lovely pub, I needed to pay a visit to the boys room, so off to the gents I went. One of the cubicles was locked. So I went into the other one, closed the door, dropped my trousers and sat down. A voice came from the cubicle next to me: "Hello mate, how are you doing?" Although I thought that it was a bit strange, I didn't want to be rude, so I replied, "Not too bad, thanks." After a short pause, I heard the voice again. "So, what are you up to?" Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly, "Eh Just having a number 2... How about yourself?" The next thing I heard him say was, "Sorry, mate, I'll have to call you back. I've got some cunt in the cubicle next to me answering everything I say." redface

23 Oct 2012

Quote by lickirishall
Whilst out last Friday in a lovely pub, I needed to pay a visit to the boys room, so off to the gents I went. One of the cubicles was locked. So I went into the other one, closed the door, dropped my trousers and sat down.
A voice came from the cubicle next to me: "Hello mate, how are you doing?"
Although I thought that it was a bit strange, I didn't want to be rude, so I replied, "Not too bad, thanks."
After a short pause, I heard the voice again. "So, what are you up to?"
Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly, "Eh Just having a number 2... How about yourself?"
The next thing I heard him say was, "Sorry, mate, I'll have to call you back. I've got some cunt in the cubicle next to me answering everything I say."

Hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa funny!
I'm still nervous for a simple daytime coffee meet.

30 Nov 2012

mgrin: :xmgrin: :xmgrin: I totally LOVEEEEE Christmas time :xmgrin: :xmgrin: :xmgrin:

12 Dec 2012

still can't figure out how to post a pic in forums :eeek: loon

i know :silly:

12 Dec 2012

Little clumsy.... Dear Santa may I please have a pair of stabilisers for Christmas..... Please, I've been a very good girl lol

12 Dec 2012

I have a large freckle on my shaft... dont understand it does not see too much dayligh lol

t

12 Dec 2012

I am no different as a single than I was when we were a couple, still enjoy the people I've gotten to know well but discovered as a single male that the lifestyle is very much male dominated, be it in couples or single, let the ladies decide who they want to meet/play with and if its a partner you're looking for ... try a dating site lads ;)

14 Dec 2012

Im old

:rotflmao:

14 Dec 2012

:laughabove: I do'nt believe that :laughabove:

15 Dec 2012

Im very honest :grin: I cant lie innocent

:rascal:

15 Dec 2012

I'm horny right now.

23 Dec 2012

My quads are buzzing and I can't wait to do the same again tomorrow!

30 Dec 2012

I love to fuck like a chimp, and bang like a bull lol

31 Dec 2012

As of midnight tonight, I'm officially in my mid-40s, so far no difference to report.

3 Jan 2013

!troy is a seriously good metal guitar player. Helen is a seriously good kickboxer. :-)

3 Jan 2013

I'm logged in on my phone while still being in my cosy bed..

3 Jan 2013

is in need of a good hard shag.....

4 Jan 2013

Im not as youd expect when you meet me in person, nothing like how I seem online Im actually kinda cool, but handsome, definitely handsome lol

4 Jan 2013

We are swingers but ssshhhhh don't tell anyone!!!!!!

4 Jan 2013

Quote by lickclit69
We are swingers but ssshhhhh don't tell anyone!!!!!!

Arrest those deviants!! Arrest them I say! lol

7 Jan 2013

If things were different, I'd be a rock groupie. smile

9 Jan 2013

Ohh if things were different we would be megadeth and u could be our groopie lololol ;-)

9 Jan 2013

I dont have friends on bookface, i have disciples & followers. Ok im just kidding :-)

16 Jan 2013

I love listening to Jim O'Neill's Super Gold Sunday on Today FM

21 Jan 2013

I like to listen to the sound of rain hitting the roof or window. Especially if Im suggly and warm in bed. So very relaxing

21 Jan 2013

A strange but true one.... I hate ppl walking to close behind me when I'm going up the stairs. Watched to many scary movies growing up and ive now an irrational fear of someone grabbing my ankles and dragging me down the stairs. Doesn't matter whether I know u or not, you'll freak me out if u walk to close behind me......... That, and spiders, but fear of spiders is more normal!! wink

21 Jan 2013

i find myself slipping towards d dark side me thinks :rascal:

21 Jan 2013

JFF! I'm shocked! Come in to the dark side, the water is lovely! smile

Happens to the best of us!

21 Jan 2013

Im very much a sharing type of person

22 Jan 2013

I supose I've a weird sense of humor, or is it humour ? it's too early I cant think but then again I cant spell for sh** Sometimes say things without thinking too