Dear all.
Bull and I had a lovely time with a friend on cam last night :doggy:  When I fell in bed afterwards, he was too charged to sleep, and decided to stay up for a while and spend some time here.
He wasn't alone, though, he was joined by a bottle of Sainsbury's finest 
  Soon, it seems, I was sleeping through a lovely party.  :cheers:
This morning, after dragging him out of bed and sending him off to work, I signed in here to find he'd done the unthinkable... posted while under the influence! :taz:  Terrible, that.  
I want to assure you all that he will be suitably punished.  :devil:  Repeatedly.  And that he is not allowed near the computer again until next week.
Sheez, men!  You leave them alone for just three hours...
Boo.