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Confucius say...
Man who make love to girl on hill...he not on level.
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Confucius say...
He who pull out too fast leave rubber behind
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Confucius say ....
If you don't believe in oral sex, ..... keep your mouth shut.
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Confucius say...
Man who let woman on top is fucking up.
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Confucius say ....
Love everybody, ..... not every body.
(Long is he not wrong there now though wit that??!! I thought he was kinda playin on the pun, sooooo should it not be "Love every body, ..... not everybody!" :giggle: N tha other Sayings he seems 2 be sayin it tha actual way it is fya get me, rather than what it _should_ be soooo that'd make my last Quote the wrong way around kinda!! 
:doh: It doesn't even matter ffs, what tha feck am I on bout, lol was just curious! :lol2: )
:doh: It doesn't even matter ffs, what tha feck am I on bout, lol was just curious! :lol2: )
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:evil2: I know exactly what you mean ladyz...but dont forget confucious was'nt a swinger :giggle:
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lol Long:giggle: Swingfucius :happy:
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:smoke:swingfucious is confuscious' 3rd cousin
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Confucius say...
Crowded elevator smell different to midget
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Man who eat jellybean fart in technicolor.
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Confucius say...
Man who screws near graveyard is fucking near dead
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Confucius say...
Learn to masturbate, it comes in handy....:giggle:
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Confucius say .....
Women are like Lawn Mowers .... If you're not pushing one around, then you're riding it.
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Confucius Say
Secretary not permanent fixture until screwed on top of desk
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Confucius say .....
Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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Confucius say
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ
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:haha: Cutie....
Woman who sit on jockey's lap get hot tip.
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Confucius say
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day, man with two hand in pocket doesn`t feel two cocky....
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Confucius say .....
Man with head up ass .... can't see for shit.
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Confucius says It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.
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Confucius say...
It take square ass to shit a brick
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Confucius say .....
Man who pulls on woman's bra-strap .... may get bust in mouth.
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Confucius say.....
Man who polish knob play pocket pool.
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Confucius Say...A penis has a hole in the end so men can be open minded.
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Confucius say...Many men bite , but Fu Man Chu
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Confucius say...
Man who thinks sex is pain in arse, doing it the wrong way.. sorry, all i could come up with
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He who refuses to listen is lying.
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Naked man who walks into glass door is going to Bangkok
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Confucius say.. Women with with smaller boobies get bigger bite:lick:
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Confucius Say
A Rubix cube is like a penis. The longer you play with it, the harder it gets.
