Did i mention that i absolutely hate Microsoft and there stupid messed up broken security for their email?  I'm back after a long absence. I'm fairly sure most folks I knew on here have moved on but I'm sure I'll make some new friends. So I'm kinda looking for a friend. A female who's easy going and wants some adult friendship and nothing more. How close the friendship is will be decided as we go. All I ask is that your are kinda sane, funny, clean, non judgemental and looks size are not an issue as long as your beautiful on the inside I'll be happy to be in your company. Thats about it for now.

Ok so some stuff I don't like.

Profiles with demands on em. There are women on this site who have a list of demands in their profiles, really? Try going to a bar or anywhere u might meet a guy in person and sprouting a list of demands, see where it gets ya. By definition this site is for getting your end away in whatever form that may be so there are lads on here who will say, do or put with just about anything to get into your unmentionables. That just makes them horny enough to overlook the fact that your being an arsehole with your demands, it doesn't mean your not an arsehole. You are worth no more or less than anyone else on here and you deserve the same level of respect to everyone else on here full stop.

I also dislike folks who've been on here ages and think they own the place. You don't.

I mentioned respect, I dislike the the lack of it. Wether that be folks disrespecting others or having no self respect. It costs nothing to have respect and at least be civil.

I dislike serious people who think they should be taken seriously at all times.

I dislike folks who are great at slagging other folks but cannot be slagging, if you can dish it out you can take it.

I really dislike bullies. And I will if I come across a bully go out of my way to visit some of their nastiness back on em. Karma is an absolute bitch.

So to recap I dislike arseholes, egos and divas.

I like easy going nice folks.

As Jackie Moon once said "Love me sexy".

And remember E.L.E.

Everybody Love Everybody.