In the last 2 days we have had over 200 views. Not one email about a meet. Sums up this site!

If you are going to invite us to see you pictures can you make it for MORE than 24 hours - its a bit retarded to play sneak-a-peek.

COUPLES IN CHAT: PLEASE PRIVATE CHAT US -

WE ALWAYS MISS PEOPLE SAYING HI IN THE MAIN CHAT AREA SORRY! SO JUST PM US WITHOUT ASKING, ITS COOL.

We like MAIL! Mail is cool. We don't get to use the chatroom all the time so couples who want to get in touch can drop us a mail...... pruddy please? Serious, we aren't in chat 24/7 so if you are interested in a meet or have a party invite then MAIL us...

We DONT like

1) friends requests from people we've never spoken to.

2) those automatic 'i like your profile' things.

NEITHER of these work, neither of them makes us likely to reply to you. If you want to meet and swing then please just send an email that shows you have read the profile. If your own profile has some vague body-shot or close up that dosen't show us what you look like then please include one. A close up of a belly button tells us nothing.

We're a long established cpl on other sites, if you know Filth or Nicemarmot you know us. Or you can get to know us here.

Single males can email all they want, we'll just ignore you tho. Sorry. Seriously dude you are NOT the exception, we don't do single males, we know enough from the party scene already. IS THAT CLEAR? NO. SINGLE. MALES. Actually now we are going to 'answer' you by sending you on a fake date which we will not turn up to. If you are stupid enough to ask us on a date when we say NO SINGLE MALES then we're happy to help you learn to read. We're just looking for couples in long term relationships like ourselves.

Couples who SWING get in touch. Tout est possible, tout est permis. We will ask to see an ordinary facebook style face pic before we meet. Sorry but blind date ended on TV about 20 years ago. Swinging is Take Me Out.. we want to see the choice. XXX

N & D