Ah yes how do you do WillyDipper here, entrepeneur, adventurer and all around gent. I have given the last millenia travelling the galaxy and only landed on this planet to seize control and establish a truckstop when the overwhelming sexiness of you earth females completely disarmed my nefarious intentions and caused a permanent swelling in my trousers. I shall now stay here and meet as many of you wonderful creatures as possible. I particularly enjoy the act of sex, both oral and conventional and strive to be the best damn rodgerer I can be.

I abide in a rural location, and as such can travel but cannot accommodate. However I am partial to a good hotel and even more so to the company of an attractive lady on nights out about town. I don't drink but I also don't hate, so if you do good for you. Tipsy silly people are hilarious!

I am on the lookout for adventurous company without all the faffing about and emotional yoyoing. The only effort should be put into the sex! I like ladies my age and older (although the occasional 20 something is good for the soul!!) for fun and frolics. I'm partial to a woman in kinky outfits and if you are wearing boots you'll get no sleep at all! I treat a lady as a lady unless she specifically requests to be used as a sex object and only then do I do so in the best possible taste!

I can do day meets and evenings, and am just as happy with NSA as with ongoing debauchery! It's all about meeting and appreciating fun people.

I shall be orbiting in the region of the RTE main satellite (great reception for Eastenders) and always re-enter enthusiastically!

Message me if you would like to meet one of natures more unique creatures and have a laugh. No pressure just silliness, good company and fun times.

**PS just reading profiles so will state as it's a regular request. Am shaved in all the necessary, and a clean and tidy so and so! also a very discreet fellow.

Pics to come shortly once I've figured this thing out and paid the fee**