hi!!

Well I'm a very boring person with noooo personality. My favorite thing in d world to do is to listen to my spice girls collection while dancing naked around my handbag! I love dancing! MY favorite places in the world to visit are under the kitchen table, in a kangaroooos pouch and on top of the Spire, thats the big pointy thing on O'Connell st! I'm very romantic, i would woooo you with my cooking, my beans on toast are fantastic! I'm also a size 10, but this can change depending on the weather and the price of fish in Sydney! I'm very inteligent, once in school I won an apple for being able to count to 10..... and i was still only 22! I'm also highly passionate, i've been collecting stamps since i was 5, I'm very passionate about my stamps, sometimes I even cuddle them before bed, which also shows how effectionate I can be! I'm very sporty, I regularly attend the local bowls club, its very exciting, even though I'm much younger than everyone else! Oh, did i tell you I'm a model on the radio? Have you heard the adds on the radio for yummy farm fresh low caloire, organic, in a can, with pinapple juice peas? Well, thats me, eating the peas! Yeah, I know I'm very famous. My friends have always told me I've a lovely face for the radio, so true! Well thats it, as you can probably guess, if you were to meet out with me, you would have a very boring time, you'd never laugh, you'd never have a dance off and beans on toast is as romantic as I'd ever be! And if we make it to the bed room, well i'm a virgin, sooo i havent a clue what to do!! Ok, sorry if your falling asleep now, i better get going, got to go and reherse for me new add for farm fresh, low calorie, organic, in a can, with strawberry juice peas!

As you can probably tell i'm a little wild and crazy, and great fun! I guess i'm very different to the rest of the guys on this site, so if you think you can handle me, then you know what to do...