SINGLE GUYS, THANKS BUT NO THANKS.  PLEASE DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME WE WILL NOT RESPOND.

We are a newly retired couple who still love the erotic pleasures in life.  Keen to meet relaxed people who might enjoy sharing some of the more passionate pleasures life has to offer, in addition to good company, open minded conversation and shared outings.

We would consider ourselves to be normal, happy, healthy folk who have meandered past the age of consent and are comfortable with who we are and what turns us on.  We like to get to know people before more naked pursuits are enjoyed, in whatever combination takes everyone’s fancy, though that “getting to know you” phase may well be of varying length, we all know that sometimes there is just the sexual lusting spark that won’t be denied.  That said we truly don’t expect to be leaping into your intimate parts at any speed other than one that suits all, if at all.  We are certainly looking for the proverbial “friends with benefits” kind of relationship but would be only marginally less happy to meet like-minded souls who just want to socialise and be free to say whatever is on your mind regardless of content (sexual or otherwise). 

We recognise that by some folks measuring stick we may be beyond the age group you might consider and we feel we don’t even need to forgive you for that, it is your right and prerogative to choose whatever you feel suits you best and we wish you nothing but luck and every happiness in your journey through life.  As for ourselves, we have no pre-conceived notions regarding age, though it’s unlikely we would have much in common socially with anyone under 40 (we’re open to being proved wrong).  

Looks are another factor that we agree are important and of course very subjective so we do hope you won’t feel bad if we reject anyone because we (to put it simply) don’t find them appealing to us.  At the same time, we will (as with the age thing above) respect your right to make up your own minds up about who and what you find attractive.  Once again, we promise not to get upset and will never be rude to anyone.  Rather we would wish you well in your journey and hope you have enormous amounts of fun and pleasure along the way.

Iff, after all this you still think we might be someone you’d like to meet then we’d love to hear from you.

Meanwhile

Have fun, be nice, play safe and be careful out there.