I was going to use the old 'FREE SEX' spoof headline to get your attention, but, as that is the idea of this advert anyway, I thought I would loose a bit of effect...

Anyway, I live in a town near the airport and am looking for a fuck buddy (nice girls please apply now!) and/or a nice couple that would like to to interact with them (well, with her only!) as I do prefer 3 somes with 2 guys and 1 girl as I like listening to the additional squeals of delight as 2 go into 1... I could do with a fuck buddy, a girl, lady or MILF for a kind of pick up the phone and I'll be over in a few minutes for some sex type of thing.