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I no Cheap-skate Robbie
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This one time in booth camp lol......
Yes i had a very bad experience with S%M and i'm willing to share with my new best of bestest friends on swing.
I met a girl one wet dark miserable evening (sorry nor relevant), went back to her place (at this stage i knew very little about S%M)I just thought it was short and backwards for Marks % Spencer's (stop laughing).
Anyways entered her house (not sexually), she poured me a drink with a little fizzy tablet in it (she said they were magical beans) sure i couldn't be rude and refuse it.
I was then introduced to Ruffos he said he would mind my money and credit cards, Ruffos was a 7 foot, skin head mentalist looking person (her Gay nanny she told me but she hadn't got any kids, i was starting to wonder to myself "Rufoos that's a weird name"). Went upstairs and long behold (long-behold is her dog) was lying there licking he's nuts with as miniature S&M costume on (something wasn't adding up). Into the bedroom we went (decorated spaciously and therapeutically) She tied my hands, feet and stuffed a juicy galla apple (sorry not relevant) in my gob and tied a leather strap around my head.
I was quick enough to ask her for a safe word though (i aint no thicko) yes she said, your safe word is SuperCalifragilisTicexpialiDocious, then say it backwards. Ok but is that SuperCalifragilisTicexpialiDocious with an I or an E..............Actually that didn't happen... sorry...My babbling alarm is broke.