i wish i was on the N :violin::violin::violin::violin::violin::violin::violin::violin::violin::violin::violin::violin::violin::violin::violin::violin::violin:
When you were a child and your parents told you to go to the shop and said ''rus as fast as you can and I'll time you'', you always ran but they never timed you.
Bastards!
Despite constant warnings as a child you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan.
Oprah shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
From the song ''christmascard from a hooker in minneapolis'' by Tom Waits
hey Charley
for chrissakes,
do you want to know
the truth of it?
I don't have a husband
and he don't play the trombone.
Between Alice and the cheshire cat:
..."`But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
`Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.'
`How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
`You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
Alice didn't think that proved it at all; however, she went on `And how do you know that you're mad?'
`To begin with,' said the Cat, `a dog's not mad. You grant that?'
`I suppose so,' said Alice.
`Well, then,' the Cat went on, `you see, a dog growls when it's angry, and wags its tail when it's pleased. Now I growl when I'm pleased, and wag my tail when I'm angry. Therefore I'm mad.'"
My tip would be that everyone here is a person and should be approached/ spoken to as such. If you wouldn't say something to someone in a pub then you shouldn't say it to someone here.
I started out with nothing and stilll have most of it left - seasick steve
because of the price of oil
you're a star/eastenders/pat kenny is on telly
There is a crack in everything
That's how the light gets in.
-Leonard Cohen
Ne me quitte pas or Fanette by Jacques Brel
From Barfly:
Hank: you don't believe in all that crap do you?
Wanda: Course I do, the more shit you believe in the better off you are
Van Gogh cut off his ear
gave it to a
prostitute
who flung it away in
extreme
disgust.
Van, whores don't want
ears
they want
money.
I guess that's why you were
such a great
painter: you
didn't understand
much
else.
Charles Bukowski.
when i look at the world - u2
Who's gonna ride your wild horses - u2
I like to move it, move it Reel2reel
pmsl
the life and times of Michael K by J M Coetzee
you had ME at... oh no... you didnt have me yet. ffs
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that or bend spoons like uri 
hwoar: