Join the most popular community of Irish swingers now
Login
unknown
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 115
Ireland

Forum

Work clothes boots combats polo shirt hi viz I'm cold tired and feeling sorry for myself sad
Net is it possible that one day a boy will be born who can swim faster than a shark?
Never ding you're a small legend in these parts!! Sometimes late at night I lie awake and watch her sleeping she's lost in peaceful dreams so I climb out of her bushes and skulk back to my lair. If she ever buys curtains I'm screwed
Quote by user=BIGGLES5000
I want to break free Queen

now it all adds up biggles
I've mostly been listening to Jurassic 5
Stuck in a trap of misery The sun has set now, time to be free Existing in a dark cloud, blind to the outside Crashed against the shore Brought out to sea Drowning in sorrow Screaming for someone to help me Under your spell I fell Never aware that you didnt care Belief portrayed was sold as happiness inside You worked for a while Stood strong by my side As the stars glistened at night You led me to the light became my friend and held me tight A favour besothed onto me I will repay Take you in my arms Break you in two Unable to walk Thats what you did to me May you drown yourself in sorrow Remain on a shelf Take no more victims Live your own life......... Just a stupid poem i wrote bout my life...tnk yal for reading it xxx
Dear all irish women, I'm a spanish man, new in this wonderfull adventure, and delighted to start enjoying nice sex experiences with beautiful irish women. I'm 38 years old, single,brown eyes tall, good body, know how to give erotic massage, and very happy to give lot of soft kisses all around your body. I can drive where you want to meet, no problem about distance. I'm opened to meet irish womens, you are really special, don't worry about age, I love mature women. My messenger to contact to me is: andreasmess atcom. I will very pleased to meet you there, I can send you an image and we can talk.
Just so you know. I escaped from the car. Am away working in Galway now til Christmas so I should be safe up here.
Quote by user=Sherri
When guys say or do something stupid, then try to backtrack claiming it to be a joke, well duh...we aint all mind readers as most guys so fondly like to say!!!

Never ever works biggrin
Quote by user=Eden
Chris DeBurgh

oh yeah.
When he sings Spanish train it always gets me motor running.
Quote by user=Eden
Chris DeBurgh

blasphemy.
A woman asked me for a double entendre today
so I gave her one
Dear Eden, Me again. This time. It's urgent though. I am sitting in my car, having gone out for a smoke. A giant crow is outside the door, I mean this thing is the size of a mini metro. I tried to shoo it away but only really succeeded in angering it. It squared up to me when i opened my door and made a cackling noise. When I slid over to get out the passenger door there was another one there, which I swear was smiling at me to say "where ya think you're going fucko?". I paraphrase of course but that was the impression I got. I've tried ringing the gardai but they didn't seem to take me seriously. I've never harmed a crow, I did accidentally run over a pigeon once but that was miles from here and almost a year ago. They don't talk about these things amongst themselves do they? I mean surely all the pigeons haven't got together and paid for a couple of hired goon crows have they? Or am I the tippi hedren of a Dublin based re-enactment of hitchcocks famous movie about our feathered friends. Can't remember what that was called. Or is it some form of metaphorical punishment for mistreating ladies over the years. Please help yours Bird victim in blanchardstown
Did you mean 'add' an 's' Discreet? oh grammar police? lol
no I meant what I wrote.
Please read more carefully in future Eden.
Quote by user=lancelot
Super Lancelot prods his lance with subtle sensuality!!
Im sure you and your friend lance will have a great time.
29 yo guy Waterford city, looking for some nsa fun this weekend, any ladies about and feel the need? Pm me!