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Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 115
Ireland
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Some player hating going on in this thread.
Mid and lass you are shameless, writing allegedy humurous replies then send me PM's saying you're only kidding and would love to come. I don't think so girls, competition is already fierce so you've gone and cost yourselves a shot at the champ.
To the literally hundreds of women who have PM'd me, Thanks. But listen I don't have the time to read all of your repliese in this thread, form a committee, organise it all yourself then mail me. I can't be more clear than that.
To the thousands of women who asked "please, please, please can my husband come???". Yes he can, if he is one of the following people "David Bowie, Mick jagger, sir Paul McCartney, Leonard cohen, slash, ian astbury, morrissey (unlikely I know lol) or the funny looking one out of radiohead".
To the men who mailed me saying "how do you do it?? Your such a legend!!). Well firstly it's you're not your, and secondly have you seen my profile??? But there's more to it than being really really really ridiculously good looking. You need to know how to treat the ladies right, unfortunately that's something you can't teach, if it was I'd write a book and be richer than bill gates!!!
Lastly, stay classy!!!!
Quote by user=TreatyStone
Hey guys... Anyone know of any swing clubs or adult cinemas could go to in Dublin? Be bored tomo nite so looking for something to do... All comments appreciated
could someone please PM us details of the above also, going on weekend away soon and us donegal peeps dont get out much :happy:. thanking you.
Basically what I'm looking for is this.
Ten or eleven women and myself.
Now I'm quite lazy so you'll have to organise it yourselves, so basically the first 10-12 women to reply (first 10-12 only, I'm not a machine) get in touch with each other, email, text etc. Source a venue (ye may pay for it now, I'm abut strapped for cash)
on the night, you may each perform a sexy dance for me (some of you might like to get together beforehand to practice a joint routine), then you may all go full lesbionic oneach other, at which point I will grab the nearest one of ye for approximately 1-3 minutes of disappointing sex (notice I said approximate, I am not guaranteeing 3 minutes)
after that I'll snore noisily, with the occasional fart thrown in, for the next 12 hours
so come on ladies, draw straws amongst yourselves when the inevitable deluge of replies comes and you just might be one of the lucky ones!!!
P.s. Women who are part of couples, yes your husband may attend if he is willing to serve food/drinks and wait outside at all other times
ciao mi sexy amigos
discreet x
Quote by user=Kitten28
Just wanted to add to the thread .... I'm a 28 yr old women for those who know me I look age and am a fairly giddy excitable girl but cougar I am not!!! Lads do not mail a girl who lis even remotley close to my age and say a) I'm into older women or b) love women of your age because if your waiting for a response you'll be waiting for a long time !!!!
yeah kitten with you on this one, like i may be 35 but jez i feel 18 (most of the time :evil2: and being called an older woman is just feckin depressing :fury:, think 70 the next time u lookin for an older woman guys :sparring: :thumbup:
:rotflmao::rotflmao:
oh n a soldier. as for females ill wait till i get a cup of tea n wake up, have to think bout that one...
