:Ptill the morning comes :smoke:neil (god) young
:Pwhere are you now :sticky:jackie trent:smoke:
:Pffs its been a dream all this time ,or maybe i really do live in a paralled world ,feck does this mean more medication :crazy::smoke:
:Pdays gone by :smoke:ronnie hawkins:sticky:
suddenly stopped as she spotted the shotgun tussey had dropped in the mellee
:Pyip poor old bag opened again think this is the 4th lump chopped off plus the snip ,and even worse im going back in at end off the month to have a camera shoved up my pipes :O but i suppose better safe than sorry but dreading the thought of it :borg::eeek:
:Pbloody hell its a bad week for bolloxs:thumbup: try using an ice bag its working for my bruised knackers ,u lucky they were small i thought i got 3 balls :crazy:
:Pfuck the christians and any other religious bigots dems all a shower off money grabbing shites ,do your own thing people and be happy ,and just checkout some american laws dem bastards are a fecking joke ,at least here in "holy ireland"the people have finally started to wise up to the damage caused by the church and its fellow travellers :bounce::fury::censored:
:Psave me from myself :smoke:christina aguilera :inlove:
:P1 see that wee girl see her ma ;2 the only man that will never get drunk is the man that will never drink ,my old fella ,sorry da i never listened at the time :sticky:
:Pfirst time i met the blues :smoke:eric clapton
:Palmost never bucked the goat:small-print:
:P:fury:fuming just of the blower to the ex fecking bitch can still get me mad :taz:20 years later :censored:
:PIwish you would :smoke:eric clapton :sticky:
:Pno way should the forums be stopped, ffs we spend as much time in here as we do in the chat ,and we cant get enough of addies and boos posts ,ye can get to know a lot more about peeps in the forums than the chat at times ,the posts are fun and banter and a very important part of s4i :sticky:
:Psorry bit contriversal here, only one thing to be done to people in cop or army uniforms :censored: even the piggy wiggy inlaws dont escape the wrath , adult school girls now yummy yummy :sticky:
:Ptight trews or not i can remember having to provide 3 bottles of bonk 1 a month after the snip to make sure there was no tadpoles left ,man trying to wank into one off those jars was deadly i was single at the time so didnt have any help on hand so to speak :wank::scared:
:PIthink i,m paranoid :smoke:garbage
:Pfrigging great bonkin we will deffo have to try that :clap:
:Pabsolutly nothing wrong with circumsision for medical reasons its only brought into disrepute when done on children for hocuspocus religelious reasons :sticky:
:Pslacks havnt heard on them since the 70,s i wear jeans 99.9% off the time, can be a bit awkward if taking an instant root if the boyo is hanging down so i allways wear fitted boxers so he,s up right at all times as a hanging horn can be quite painful and visable :eeek:
:Phonesty has been the key factor in our relationship anyone that knows us can tell we are still madly in love with each other without sounding soppy we clicked from the moment we met ,even tho mrs tussey was told by a number off my ex,s that i didnt have a heart but a swinging brick ,she trusted me from the very start and i have never broken that and know i never will ,i can say hand on heart i have never lied to her in any shape or form,even tho ive had children from previous relationships none of my ex,s know anything much about me ,while mrs tussey knew me heart and soul within days off us meeting ,which even surprised me ,now we do have our moments like everyone else but i think honesty between us .is the best component in our long and happy relationship and the fact that we are best friends :smoke::inlove: