Needing Careful Negotiation
A girl out walking with her mother on a very cold day and her hands are freezing , her mother takes them and puts them between her thighs to warm them, later on she goes out with her boyfriend and on returning home tells her mother that his prick was frozen stiff and had put it between her thighs to warm it but wont be doing that again as it made an awful mess when it de-frosted
Girl in a car crash says, "I think i have concussion". The paramedic asks how many fingers do i have up, the girl screams, " Oh my God my fanny is paralysed too "
Man wake up in the morning with a massive hangover and cant remember anything of the previous night. He puts on his clothes and finds a bra in his left pocket and a pair of knickers in his right pocket, he thinks what have i done and heads to the bathroom to shave. Looking in the mirror he sees a string hanging from his mouth and his only thought is, please if there is a God , let this be a Tea Bag .
Frank Gallagher In Shameless
Brilliant.
BonnyandClyde, may i add my voice to the many congratulation already posted here. wishing you and your family health, wealth and happiness in the future.