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topdog
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 66
Ireland

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A girl out walking with her mother on a very cold day and her hands are freezing , her mother takes them and puts them between her thighs to warm them, later on she goes out with her boyfriend and on returning home tells her mother that his prick was frozen stiff and had put it between her thighs to warm it but wont be doing that again as it made an awful mess when it de-frosted
Girl in a car crash says, "I think i have concussion". The paramedic asks how many fingers do i have up, the girl screams, " Oh my God my fanny is paralysed too "
Man wake up in the morning with a massive hangover and cant remember anything of the previous night. He puts on his clothes and finds a bra in his left pocket and a pair of knickers in his right pocket, he thinks what have i done and heads to the bathroom to shave. Looking in the mirror he sees a string hanging from his mouth and his only thought is, please if there is a God , let this be a Tea Bag .
I was wondering who would have the balls to make a thread like this, well done Stig worship Two brilliant posts by Desdamona and Ravenfire. One word which appears right through all the posts is Respect however i believe just as important is Tolerance, too often people get snappy over minor rule infringements, I'm not condoning flagrant abuse of rules but sometimes there is an over reaction to minor infringements. We can all make mistakes from time to time none more so than myself. It is also sad to see so many people in chat rooms refusing to chat except to people they already know, i am always polite and seldom whisper out of turn but have lost count of the times i have said hello in a room without even the courtesy of a simple hi in reply, yet when someone who is known to the occupants enters there are kisses flying and its hi hi hi. There are some on here who are always willing to chat and indeed i have made some lovely friends who i value. We are all here to enjoy ourselves and it should be a fun place for all, male and female.
BonnyandClyde, may i add my voice to the many congratulation already posted here. wishing you and your family health, wealth and happiness in the future.