Washing machines that break down
:laughabove:did you ever thing of haning a brick out of it, it would be quicker:laughabove:
Pink
Fresh or smoked cod?
6 feet or 6 inches Long :evil2:
Small minded people got a life....would make for a better world
Have a serious piss up, sort out our finical problems, build a new house, put money aside for our kids, have a very long holiday and bring some good friends from here out for a nice meal as they are not having a very good time right now xxx
Long your as old as the woman or man you feel so get groping lol
Spending the day with family and true friends.
If the person didnt turn out to be what they had claimed. Cant stand liars.
:thrilled: Thats my kinda man :thrilled:
Moment of truth...FM Static
Is that why your arm is so muscly:hunk::wank::haha:
Mulder....very meaningful words :clap:
Mulder you can hide in our basement....just ignore the chains, sex swings,oh and did i mention the iron maiden :devil::haha:
Accept that some days you are the pigeon and some days the statue.
Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If they aren't there the first time, chances are you won't be needing them again.