Piggy make every second you have with your mum count xxxx
What i wouldnt do to Sheryl Fenn.....meow
Most of my friends know but i would never tell my mother she would skin me alive:taz:
Bongo it can be ruff with a woman too:taz: some women would eat a man alive:giggle:
Would your durty big langer sound better?
Having had a recent visit to the dreaded dentist i want to know if i`m the only one who is so scared of them they would rather have my eye balls poked out. I had to go as i have been having problems with my teeth for a bit and was so brave when she started pulling my back tooth till it started pulling the bone with it! She had to drill the tooth off the bone and remove a small bit, get the tooth out and then put the bone back in and stitch my poor gum. The pain is unbelievable and the stitches are driving me mad. Back next week to have stitches removed and another tooth pulled soon plus fillings.
Why the hell where teeth and dentists invented??:taz::taz::taz:
If i could turn back time..Cher
Sprouts..you know it`s christmas when you smell them lol
And for teddy it`s hot xmas pudding and whiskey.
I don`t like scruffy blokes, married one who was seriously hygiene challenged, i like a bloke who cares about how he looks but not with more face creams than a chemist. And if he stinks of sweat just put him down like the filthy dog he is.
I dont get hangovers but i have amazing sex all the time so dont think i`m missing anything:giggle:
A cheap pink plastic toilet seat from my mother:fury: dumb :fuckinghell:
And teddy got a lighter and he doesnt even smoke.....just like his parents to pay attention:doh::giggle:
Yummy i`m a little :angel:
Come on now boys do clothes really matter when all you want to do is get them off us????:gagged:
The fact that His little fling made the news makes me sick, it was reported before a solider who lost his life. Now that is the real world not some stupid little man who couldnt keep it in his trousers. The only thing he has to explain to his fans is "why the hell he was drink driving????"
Ah Alan what about those of us who have both???
Lol Alan.
Ok then try this one
I have made this one sooooo easy.....
Knew you would rethink that lol
I`m so happy to see the ladys standing up for our kind. At the end of the day we will wear what we like to wear, it`s not like a bloke is going to take us home to meet Mammy now is it, so instead of men putting us down for how we dress, they need to remember they want us naked and on the flat of our backs and come on now men..do you lot really think you dress like super models???? Judge how you lot dress before you judge us women.