
Quote by user=alan-ball
Happy you should know that ladies never FART & never in the bed or the bath...lol
Quote by user=muldernTcell
Are you sure you arent Mrsm twin she says same the 5 kids are all my fault. I took advantage of her while she was drunk (well I did, but also when she was sober or asleep, I did pull her nightie down when finshed).
As to how much chocolate equals a wet spot depends Alan, If u desssed as the milk tray man then one ferrero would be enough. With these chocoltaes you will be seducing us mr Alan.