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Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 51
0 km · Kilkenny
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A bloke wins the lottery and decides to buy himself a Harley Davidson, he goes down to his local bike shop and after purchasing a top of the range bike, the owner of the shop tells him to coat the bike in Vaseline every time it looks like raining. That night he goes and picks his girlfriend up on his new toy and heads over to her parents house for the first time. As they arrive there, she explains to him that whenever they have dinner, don't talk.
"If you talk," she tells him, "you have to do the pots." The man is astounded as he walks into the house as it is a complete mess. Anyway, the family all sit down for dinner not saying a word. The man decides to take advantage of the situation by groping his girlfriend's tits, yet there is not a sound from anyone.
So he decides to shag his bird on the table, and still there is not a word. He then proceeds to do his girlfriend's mum over the table, but still, amazingly, there's not a word from anyone. Just at that moment he notices the rain on the kitchen window and remembers his precious motorbike, so he reaches into his pocket and flops the Vaseline out.
At which point his girlfriend's dad leaps up and shouts, "Okay! Okay! I'll do the fucking pots!"
1..What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?
Put the remote control between his toes. 
2..What do men and mascara have in common?
They both run at the first sign of emotion.
3..What's a man's definition of a romantic evening?
Sex.
4..Why do men like smart women?
Opposites attract.
5..Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
They all already have boyfriends.
6.. What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?
His wife is good at picking out clothes.
7..How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals." :lol:
8..What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner?
A power failure.
9..How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three. One to screw in the bulb, and two to listen to him brag about the screwing part.
10..Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?
Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.
Now you guys dont shoot me down! :lol: :lol: :wink:
2..What do men and mascara have in common?
They both run at the first sign of emotion.
3..What's a man's definition of a romantic evening?
Sex.
4..Why do men like smart women?
Opposites attract.
5..Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
They all already have boyfriends.
6.. What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?
His wife is good at picking out clothes.
7..How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals." :lol:
8..What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner?
A power failure.
9..How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three. One to screw in the bulb, and two to listen to him brag about the screwing part.
10..Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?
Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.
Now you guys dont shoot me down! :lol: :lol: :wink: 
and im sure youl get them too 
play xxxxxxx :wink:Ok, im sure im not the only one that keeps being signed out of the chatroom, but seriously something needs to be done about it, or maybe there is???? Either way i think this needs to be looked at as soon a possible. Aswell as it being annoying, its also very rude when your in conversation not to respond because you have been exited from the room 
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