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Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 49
0 km · Antrim
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Sex God
If only weekends started on Mondays and finished on Saturdays .................
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Sex God
Well never been called hot before .... Oh ya that was the heater LOL LOL
A talker so pleasant to talk with and charmer and so nice to have a conversation with even tho not on the lush. Extremely good looking woman. Would cause a crash just by walking along the road side!
Sex God
a super horny sophisticated woman with a true love for life and a personality that seems will last well beyond her.
Ps: I love her!!!!! :bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::taz::taz::rose::rose::inlove::eeek:
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:worship: Sex God
By the way here are the first five pages of Zazas 3 word story.
One Fine Day
After a stroll down memory lane we come across a big house with a Jacuzzi and a pool we got stripped Meso was horny so I went and asked for two cocktails and A tin opener For the beans to have with my new friend who I met the previous Friday and we kissed on the lips and then started undressing each other until my zipper got caught on the braces of the Swedish housekeeper Freda beckoned, help I am stuck is your zipper caught in your No I replied its in my long thigh high socks look bloody dodgy what u chewing in your mouth the left over’s of dog food from the microwave and it tastes yum The poor dog smelt like shite but still wasn’t able to get a young bitch to cook for You and me suddenly, batman ran away and he left a nasty trail of sickening snot and slobbers. From the oven Out popped a big red wet bulging pulsating ripe juicy bird One who looks for a friend without faults will have none so I put Smelly dog down To the vet who was hot...on fire literally And big hands to cover her mouth for when.. ADMIN whispers here slowly and with...a huge whiff of cream eggs and cheese. She scrambled some eggs in his shoe but his socks Oh, they stunk like brussles sprouts for Christmas dinner we couldn't afford To stuff the vet's wife because time of month when things go.... horribly wrong because she only wants braces? can you really believe how hormonal she is she made him son who was suffering from a serious case of the horn so he got his Hoover out and started to suck opened his trousers and found it..... hanging on his clamped to his mothers apron strings and who's idea it had been to make stew without any beef as she had gone all vegetarian following the incident only His meat long, tasty and... hard and juicy it needed to... fill her void dust-bunnies from under her arm pits all over the spinning washing machine which she used To clean dentures for the old And the infirm who lived in a trailer park opposite the house with a pool.......... and water slide the door was made of rubber with brass knobs so that the.... people with a combine harvester could and ride to Tesco’s car park for some dogging, Dogging, what's that? cried Snow White long blonde hair which she hated. So shaved it hair was everywhere especially on her black chest hair
