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longjon
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 72
Ireland
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:giggle:Muldern, if I may give you a little advice here with your toilet paper problem. I would suggest you restrict the hoarde to shitting in different parts of the lawn. I myself use an electric fence in a similar way to strip grazing, I suppose you could call it strip-shitting.
Not only will this give your lawn a uniform texture and colour, within a couple of weeks the grass will be long enough to replace the toilet paper. You will then have a completely self sufficient and green shitter.
Gud nite John-boy, nite Mary-Ellen, nite Mldern-T
I hope I'm not opening a can of worms here.
I often wonder when I read Couple profiles that say 'NO SINGLE MALES' if they are written by the straight male of the couple without consideration of the female partners views.
However I believe that females are more inclined to be Bi than males so it would be understandable that they would prefer to meet bi females. Most of the Couple profiles on here describe themselves as 'straight male' and 'bi female'
:crazy:I got carrot too, so I got in touch with my old friend Sigmund Freud ( and yes I am able to communicate with the dear departed ), and he explained the whole lot to me.. you see, when you are repeating six over and over, you think you are going to say sex, and what veggie is most assosiated with sex. :giggle:
I tried this on mrs L and she came up with turnip too .. I'm wondering does she know someone with extra big balls:fuckinghell:
