Satay Gai, Chicken with peanut sauce, because Sparks has me thinking
Wow, thank you for the nomination Sir Ding, I see I was up against some stiff competition!
Funny enough, I was just finishing a second standby bottle of wine last night, and on the side it said "Best drunk before 2011", I was so flattered I wrote off a little memo thanking them for the award, which I graciously accept.
Cottontail, after reading your profile, I can safely say your in the right place! Welcome!
Rubberbandits - Horse Outside
Would you be my girl, and she says I will of course if ya grab me by the ponytail and ride me like a horse ya!
Every time I see this tread I think of this song...
Sometimes I feel like
Throwing my hands up in the air
I know I can count on you
Sometimes I feel like saying
Lord I just don't care
But you've got the love I need
To see me through
Sometimes it seems that
The going is just too rough
And things go wrong
No matter what I do
Now and then I feel
That life is just too much
But you've got the love
I need to see me through
When food is gone
You are my daily meal
When friends are gone I know
My saviour's love is real
Your love is real
Every once in a while
I say Lord I can't go on
Every once in a while
I get to feeling blue
Every once in a while
it seems like I am all alone
But you got the love
I need to see me through
Occasionally
my thoughts are brave and friends are few
Occasionally
I cry out Lord what must I do
Occasionally
I call up Master make me new
You've got the love
I need to see me through
Sometimes I feel like
Throwing my hands up in the air
I know I can count on you
Sometimes I feel like saying
Lord I just don't care
But you've got the love I need
To see me through
:-) Eden, don't let it get to you, age only matters if your a cheese!
Hi Eden Sorry I missed posting this for your birthday yesterday. Can you reschedule it for sometime next week?
:cheers:
Happy Birthday Kitten, and just remember:
We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing, have a good one!
:cheers:
Hey Pike, kudos to you for not simply retiring from something, but looking for something to retire to!
Lmao, Ginger, Hmmm all that snow, the only time four inches can keep a woman in bed all day!
Justforfun10, you might consider buying a bike and an "indoor trainer", which you can google, so its a bike and an attachment so you can lift the back wheel and cycle indoors in bad weather and when spring comes you can go outdoors, best of both worlds, plus you get to ride every day!
The character limit on names in here is a right handicap, I was to be LickIrishAllSorts, but the charachter limit stunted my growth.
These are not on here, but on another xanadu of lust type site...:-)
DoubleOShaven (I admire this one to be honest)
ThePussyBomber (I'm speachless at this on!)
Ha Kitten & Casgar, now there is a surprise, I didnt know you enjoyed the aural delights progressive electro house etc! this is night out I would be most interested in, I was just listening to Twilight by Adam K & Soha followed by Arguru in the studio when I read this... can I come?
Ding your a bad one! Thanks for the heads up on the other apps the other day, fnar fnar.
Ginger, stand back and take a bow, for showing me that there is in fact an app for everthing and anything!
is brilliant, and you have to love F*cktime, sorry I mean, Facetime!
I flipping hate the auto-correct on the iPhone, it changes all the swear words. Who ever came up with auto-correct is a flipping can't!
Mirror, mirror on the wall,
Should I really shave my balls?
If I don't, she'll surely bitch,
Does she care how much I'll itch?
Take the razor and lather up,
(Gawd that bitch is so corrupt)
Don't she care that I could slip?
Shave my balls - and cut off my dick?
Easy now - hands don't shake,
She'll call me "Stumpy" with one mistake.
Pubes in her teeth she really can't bear,
If I want some head - get ridda the hair.
So I shave my balls all nice and slick,
Did it up nice - without one nick!
"Feel 'em baby - they're so smooth!"
"Take off your clothes - get in the groove!"
She looks at me from our little bed,
"I'm sleepy, Baby - ain't givin' no head!"
She rolls on over - and gives me her back,
I'm so pissed off - I'm about to crack!
Next day it's breakfast in the sheets,
I spoon her bites which she gladly eats.
And I must confess I think it's fair,
That her omelette was made with pubic hair!
My best mate brought his new girl down the pub last night she's 5'9" blonde and looks like a glamour model, we all had too much to drink and ended up round my place, few more drinks followed and as i was grabbing another beer from the fridge I heard giggling in the other room I walked back into the lounge to find my mate on the sofa getting a deepthroat bj, he looked up and grinned at me as I stood there open mouthed, the girl looked up with a naughty look in her eyes, licking her lips and then asked me if I'd like a go! "Shit yeah!" I replied...
...I didn't realise cocks tasted so salty.
I've got a friend whose nickname is "Shagger". You might think that's pretty cool. She doesn't like it.
Ahhh Christmas.....I'm very excited its nearly here.....Fairytale of New York is epic, and is definitely a favourite, after that for me, The Power of Love, Frankie Goes to Hollywood, though not really about Christmas, you'll hear it at Christmas, is a very very beautiful musical masterpiece.