Well don't worry - I haven't got one AT ALL !!!!!!!!!:thrilled:
It wud indeed be most impertinent but ... ah well ... since the truth is out there, & u're the one who has 2 go out & probe it, I suppose a little innocent body friction wud do no harm ... help break the ice so to speak ... :fury:
Just looked up ur profile too :small-print:... slightly intrigued... does 'long straight male' refer to the whole of u, or just a section ??!!
I think u'll find it's penes Mulder sweetheart :smitten:- but if u've got more than one, and they're both wild, freerange & organic, then I really dont think u'll b rejected becoz u karnt spel proper
You are an extremely impertinent young pup.
You must stay behind tonight for a thorough going over.
I will not just lie down and tolerate this bold behaviour of yours.
:small-print:
Ravenfire we have a lot in common - I hate 2 leave the chickens out too :sticky:
let me warm u up! xxx
so now what ??? !!!
Whoops nearly 4got ...
Hand Job