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hornyonea
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 59
0 km · Limerick
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Trust u 2 bring a john in2 it!!
)Dear numberseven (U can rub ur cream all over my face & 
hwoar: btw),
I should like to apply to your recently advertised position of doggy :doggy:.
If you call me minnie, I will happily lick my (ha!:laughabove: ) I mean your, balls, and if u give me a bone I will lick, suck nibble gnaw & play with it until it is quite spent.
..Tractor... hmm ... it's not exactly a tractor ... more what u'd call a spade ... but I will stay out all day diggin the spuds with it & only take a break when it's time to feed the twins. (I can usually lay my hands on a screwdriver at short notice as well.)
Don't actually have any land but I do have a limp plant in a pot and you're more than welcome to sow some new seeds in there.
My hair might be a little bit of a problem but I'll start growing it as of now & I shall book an appointment tomorrow to see if a pink rinse will cover the blue. (Meantime, if I wear a headscarf while I feed the hens, and pin on a bit of old horsehair, you'll hardly know the difference. :P )
Oh & don't worry about the bail - I don't have any money but I have most of the prison wardens licked :lick:
I would be available to start shagging immediately if my application was successful.
Yours sincerely,
hornyonea
p.s. i am a virgin, I hope that doesn't matter?
hwoar: btw),
I should like to apply to your recently advertised position of doggy :doggy:.
If you call me minnie, I will happily lick my (ha!:laughabove: ) I mean your, balls, and if u give me a bone I will lick, suck nibble gnaw & play with it until it is quite spent.
..Tractor... hmm ... it's not exactly a tractor ... more what u'd call a spade ... but I will stay out all day diggin the spuds with it & only take a break when it's time to feed the twins. (I can usually lay my hands on a screwdriver at short notice as well.)
Don't actually have any land but I do have a limp plant in a pot and you're more than welcome to sow some new seeds in there.
My hair might be a little bit of a problem but I'll start growing it as of now & I shall book an appointment tomorrow to see if a pink rinse will cover the blue. (Meantime, if I wear a headscarf while I feed the hens, and pin on a bit of old horsehair, you'll hardly know the difference. :P )
Oh & don't worry about the bail - I don't have any money but I have most of the prison wardens licked :lick:
I would be available to start shagging immediately if my application was successful.
Yours sincerely,
hornyonea
p.s. i am a virgin, I hope that doesn't matter? 
(Can I be your Mistress ??!!)
:O
