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Apparently if your male and have a serious back / spinal accident one of the side affects is to get an erection. Only after hearing it on one of those A&E programmes off the telly!!!
Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin
Slugs have 4 noses
Sailors once thought that wearing a gold earring would improve their eyesight
Humans and cows have the same gestation period, which is about nine months
Once a bull has impregnated a cow, it will never impregnate that same cow again
Frails (a type of basket)
Burger
Fosters beer ads or Carlsberg ads
Crumbs From Your Table ..... U2
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Thanks very much Zaza , Playfull.
we were blessed to have had the only day in the last few weeks to have been gloriously sunny.
A stunning looking bride made me soooooooooooo happppppppppppyyyy.
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I'm getting married in the morning!
Ding dong! The bells are gonna chime.
Pull out the stopper!
Let's have a whopper!
But get me to the church on time!
ps: this was on an album called Rosie Solves the Swingin' Riddle! in 1960
Die another day ......... Madonna
Only 7 days left !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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So I say
Thank you for the music, the songs I'm singing
Thanks for all the joy they're bringing
Who can live without it, I ask in all honesty
What would life be?
Without a song or a dance what are we?
So I say thank you for the music
For giving it to me
Enjoy the Sabbatical
Inspirational friend
:wave2: Zaza
Why cant this be love ...... Van Halen
Zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance ........ R.M Pirsig
Never been on a submarine
Just because your NOT paranoid does not mean their NOT after you!
It's my life..... Bon Jovi
I like the way you move ..... Bodyrockers