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dubhead
3 days ago
Straight Male, 56
0 km · Dublin
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An Aussie walks into a pub and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman..
He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?'
'No', he replies,'I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it..'
The intrigued woman says, 'a state-of-the-art watch?
''What's so special about it?'
The Aussie explains, 'It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.'
The lady says, 'What's it telling you now?'
Well, it says you're not wearing any panties.'
The woman giggles and replies
'Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!'
The Aussie smiles,taps his watch and says,
' Bloody thing's an hour fast!'
Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the
family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when
his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to share his
fortune.
One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful
woman he had ever seen.
Her natural beauty took his breath away.
'I may look like just an ordinary man,' he said to her, 'but in just a
few years, my father will die, and I'll inherit $65 million.'
Impressed, the woman obtained his business card and three days later,
she became his stepmother.
Women are so much better at financial planning than men.
