Not yet....but I'm ready for you Fizzy lol lol
Do you want a treat ?
GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.
Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America, well developed and open to trade especially for someone with cash.
Between 31 and 35 she is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France. Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia, lost the war - haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.
Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia, very wide and borders are unpatrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia, with a glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future.
After 70, they become Afghanistan. Most everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.
GEOGRAPHY OF MEN
Between 15 and 70 a man is like Iraq - ruled by a dick.
McDonell's.....are they Scotish Fizzy ???? never heard of them !!!!!! are they allowed to compete with the American lot ....McDonalds ?????? lol lol lol
No I do not like any milkshakes...Americam or Scotish lol lol lol
Did you study Geography in school ??
....going to get my ass kicked lol lol lol
Crazy Driving
....of hammer or car lol lol lol
A&F....I just love Applecrumble and Fish, I say the America Eagle would be a tough old bird !!!!!
Coca cola or Pepsi ????
Woman's Action Terminates Erratic Reversing
lol lol
I N D E X
Depends on the mood and the girl, but generally slow and steady
Wax or Shave ?
Wonderful Orgasms Reveals Durty Sex
P A R T Y
:laughabove:
That's a lot of panting Justfor what ever are you up to ???lol lol lol
Canted
No....but I'm kinky !!!!!
Do you take sugar in tea or coffee?
Purple Nissan Micra
lol lol lol
Feel Really Upset In Trolly
M E L O N