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dubhead
10 hours ago
Straight Male, 56
0 km · Dublin
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Several men are in the changing room of their local football club.
A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: 'Hello'
WOMAN: 'Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?'
MAN: 'Yes'
WOMAN: 'I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only £1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?'
MAN: 'Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.'
WOMAN : 'I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2008 models and darling, guess what? I saw one I really liked.'
MAN: 'How much?'
WOMAN: '£390,000'
MAN: 'OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.'
WOMAN: 'Wow that's Great! Oh, and one more thing....the house I wanted last year is back on the market. T hey're asking £2,950,000' for it.
MAN: 'Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of £2,800,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra £150,000 if it's really a pretty good price.'
WOMAN: 'OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!'
MAN : 'Bye! I love you, too.'
T he man hangs up. T he other men in the changing room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.
He turns and asks:
' Anyone know who this phone belongs to? '
