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dubhead
19 hours ago
Straight Male, 56
0 km · Dublin
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Three dogs are sitting in the waiting room at the vet's when they
strike up a conversation.
The black Lab turns to the chocolate Lab and says, "So why are you here?"
The Chocolate Lab replies, "I'm a pisser. I piss on
everything.....the sofa, the curtains, the cat, the kids But the
final straw was last night when I pissed in the middle of my owner's
bed."
The black Lab says, "So what is the vet going to do?"
"Gonna cut my nuts off," comes the reply from the chocolate Lab.
"They reckon it'll calm me down."
The black Lab then turns to the yellow lab and asks, "Why are you here?"
The yellow Lab says, "I'm a digger I dig under fences, dig up flowers
and trees.
I dig just for the hell of it. When I'm inside, I dig up the carpets.
But I went over the line last night when I dug a great big hole in my
owners couch."
"So what are they going to do to you?" the black Lab inquires.
"Looks like I'm losing my nuts too, the dejected yellow Lab says.
The yellow Lab then turns to the black Lab and asks, "Why are you here?"
"I'm a humper," the black Lab says. "I'll hump anything. I'll hump
the cat, a pillow, the table, whatever.
I want to hump everything I see. Yesterday, my owner had just got out
of the shower and was bending down to dry her toes. I just couldn't
help myself. I hopped on her back and started hammering away"
The yellow and chocolate Labs exchange a sad glance and says, "So,
nuts off for you too, huh?"
The black Lab says ...."No, I'm here to get my nails clipped."
