does dowhat in a dress count:roll
i`m single cos by time i cop i`m in with a chance its normally two weeks too late
i`d prob just push the person above me outta the way an then go sucky sucky slap slap fuck...
free tonight if thats any good to you
i a bit of a chicken shit so far when it comes to swing meets but i reckon if me vot counts for anything it has to be mimi and midnight,closly followed by mrs play and deebis
half a pizza...what can i say i`m a messy eater
the reason i havnt attended one yet is purely nerves,be kinda thinking i be the newbie in the corner while everyone else knows each other and has a lot more experience,also kinda stuck in the mistakin belief that all the meet and greets end up in some sort of orgy,wheres all i want first time is meet few people an hav a drink,i know theres no pressure on anybody to do something they dont want also thought they be overflowing with single blokes
what about a fuck and a quick cuddle:roll
raven with a strap on and coller,does it get any better
ah think its time i gave up on the whole thing,finally get me connection sorted and now cant even get an hello out of people,even those i thought were friendly,reckon if ye havnt been to a partie ye get nowhere,havnt been to a partie cos i dont really know anyone on here,tis a vicious circle
for all those too shy to put face on cam list your lookielikeies:
borat, ;) to name but one
i would add my butt to the vote but cant seem to get a pic up,prob help if i stopped sitting on the camera
if i`m completely honest i have to admit i slightly curious as to what it would be like,think it have to be in a mmf situation only though dont think i be into just meeting a bloke,tis the curiosity factor that does it for me
i either go for spin on the bike or end up coming on here an flashing need to get more hobbies
i think this must be about saying anything that doesnt make any sense so here goes....if ye crumble a blueberry muffin its fuck all use as bog roll
been on here a while but havnt been to many parties be bit hesitant about rocking up to one for first time where everyone seems to know each other also bit dodge bout turning up and meeting me next door neighbour:O just wondering if any one-else felt the same and how they went about it
meanwhile back at the ranch....