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The Car Accident... A woman and a man are involved in a car accident, Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left but fortunately we are not hurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be really good friends." The man thinking their might be a bright side to this, replied, "I agree with you completely." The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely we must drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man shakes his head in agreement, opens it and takes a few very large swigs from the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police."

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2 Nov 2009

:giggle: where oh where is longon to cum to the resuce of the "man in the boat" :evil2::thrilled::bounce: bolt

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2 Nov 2009

Hi averagecple perhaps you should check out the swinger parties section to see if there's anything suitable there for you good luck and have fun

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2 Nov 2009

:clap::thrilled: well done raven have a drink drinkies

of bulmers as well glad u didnt get washed away in the flood LOL ur turn to hide and tease us all

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2 Nov 2009

7 seconds (2005) If you think for one moment I don't have the balls to send a man out to die, your instincts are dead wrong

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2 Nov 2009

licked off by

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2 Nov 2009

sexy mate

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2 Nov 2009

be careful theres a flood on it at the moment lol it featured in a recent tv advert!!!! drinkies

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2 Nov 2009

:rose: i'll help him unwrap u raven :bounce::bounce::thrilled:

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