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cutie
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 122
Straight Female, 122
0 km · Waterford

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Life ain't so bad!
So, you think your life is bad
How would you like to be an egg?
You only get laid once.
You share your box with 5 other guys
It takes 4 minutes to get hard
Just 2 minutes to get soft!
After 3 to 4 minutes in the hot tub
You get your head smashed in!
Then get a good poking by a load of soldiers!
Worst of all...
The only chick that ever sat on your face
Was your mother!.
So cheer up life ain't that bad...
You could be an egg!! x
Tiger Woods and many of the other celebs you talk about were all caught at cheating and being unfaithfull and maybe in a effort to safe face sought an excuse in sex addiction. You cannot compare their behavour to that of the majority of genuine people on this site, who are here with their spouse/partner or at least with their knowledge.
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Yes but Mrs M wants to know if the last person who used the sharpener left it in good working order. She says she inpects my chopper after each hire to ensure that there is no damage before she lends it out again. She even test drives it herself pushes it to the limit of its performance spec to ensure that it is fit for purpose.

be assured that the equipement has a full safety check at regular intervals and at its most recent it was clear of all defects and declared to be in optimum working condition. However if Mrs M wishes to check my equipement prior to your use she will be more than welcome to. all tests and check are carried out by proper techinican and no dodgey or slippery oilmen will be allowed near the equipment now at any time in the future.
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Mulder takes his tool and heads for the hills again. What we have we hold in the literal and figureative sense. Be gentle with my chopper cutie if you damage it might not be able to use it again Mrs M requests that all tools are returned in the state they left otherwise penalties will apply and you will be asked to leave the playroom.

muldern your use of the sharpening tool is at your own risk, protective gear is supplied as per health and safety rules therefore I cannot be responsible for misuse of the equipment or for the state of your chopper prior to or after use. It is in your hands after all.
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Cutie can i borrow that tool sharperner when your finished with it, there are a few tools i know that need a go of it lol

Raven no problem allowing you use my tool sharpener or other implements that i may have at anytime.
however do please be careful around the shape tools afterwards dont want any bits chopped off and rolling around the floor bolt
people who feel thay have a right to judge you on the hearsay of others, people who feel that its ok to discuss information with third parties when it is none of their business in the first place
Friendship is like gardening Keep the flowers Get rid of the weeds
Lady with ball, sees boy Boy takes ball, kicks into river Lady says bye bye ball
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Dont know if anyone has noticed but Cutie has one hell of a chopper in her hand.
Take mine cutie and sharpen it mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

muldern you provide the tool and i'll supply the sharpener ...........
Raven, congrats, will come out of retirement just to celebrate with you hun. my thoughts are with you xxxx.
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Long......OMFG......what a fecking waste....hope you brought it home and made a nice bunny stew:evil2:

:doh: shame on u comming across a dead bunny longjon :haha: :laughabove: bolt
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To be treated with honesty & respectas & not to be taken for granted...evil

well that goes for everyone regardless of gender.