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bonkinbabe
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 57
0 km · Westmeath
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Quote by user=addiesfun
Oh dear time to come clean here......oh the shame..My name is a play on my Step -Grandmothers Name..Madeline, I am part French..she was a member of the French Resistance, she used her tecniques to decoy the German Army, she would way lay them on the roads, drop their pants and perform awful acts with her tongue:-o:-o..
When the Yanks arrived , she was already er.. fairly liberated, and they had to up the ante form stockings to lingerie to keep her favour..
I think we must be related, my grandmother also told me that story lol
999,999
probably the first thread that ever got to a million,lol
lets start again, maybe not
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29 bottles of beer on the wall except its really58
im confussed lol
:-|:neutral::-|:|HOW MEN AMUSE THEMSELVES IN TESCO'S
Proof of what can happen if a wife or girlfriend drags her husband
shopping
This letter was recently sent by Tesco's Head Office to a customer in
Offaly:
Dear Mrs. Bonkin,
While we thank you for your valued custom and use of the Tesco
Loyalty Card, the Manager of our store in Tullamore is considering banning you
and your family from shopping with us, unless your husband stops his
antics.
Below is a list of offences over the past few months all verified by
our surveillance cameras:
1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's
trolleys when they weren't looking.
2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at
5-minute intervals.
3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to
feminine products aisle.
4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone,
'Code 3' in house wares..... and watched what happened.
5. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. September 15: Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing department and
told shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring sausages and a
Calor gas stove.
7. September 23: When the Deputy Manager asked if she could help him,
he began to cry and asked, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
8. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a
mirror, picked his nose, and ate it.
9. November 10: While appearing to be choosing kitchen knives in the
House wares aisle asked an assistant if he knew where the
antidepressants were.
10. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming
the Mission Impossible' theme.
11. December 6: In the kitchenware aisle, practiced the 'Madonna look'
using different size funnels.
12. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed,
yelled 'PICK ME!' 'PICK ME!'
13. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker,
assumed the foetal position and screamed 'NO! NO! It's those voices
again.'
And; last, but not least:
14. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a
while; then yelled, very loudly, 'There is no toilet paper in here.'
oh my god so funny
