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RoundDaBend
9 hours ago
Bi-curious Male, 44
0 km · Westmeath

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rumor has it that a certain hotel near me is a regular swingers haunt and i heard that from someone that works there
A man walks into a pharmacy and asks 'where's ya tampons' the assistant replies "Down that aisle mate". The man returns with cotton wool balls, dental floss and toilet paper. "Thought you wanted tampons?" the assistant asked. " Yeah, well, last week I asked the wife to buy me a pack of smokes, she came back with a pouch of tobacco and Rizzla papers - so let's see how she likes rolling her own!"
Liquid Wheel - Blue classic irish dance tune. Incedentally, one of the producers of this gem is the drummer in royseven now
The missus came home steaming drunk last night."You up for some role play action, babe?" she asked with a wink."Not really," I replied."Oh, come on," she said. "We can act out ANY scene, from ANY film you want."Walking over to her with a huge smile on my face, I noticed her expression change. She had realised her mistake, however it was too late. Where I had previously seen arousal in her eyes, I now saw only blind terror...As I shouted, "THIS... IS... SPARTA!" and kicked her down the stairs
if toast always lands buttered side down and a cat always lands on its feet, what happens if you strap the toast buttered side up to a cats back and drop both together?
i donno wtf i am half the time , depends on the time and the sitiuation , wheres the box for that