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Jonny99
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 60
0 km · Tipperary

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Sexlightened
Quail btw does ur seeeing eye dog need to go to specsavers???? Banana or Chocolate Ice Cream
Sexlightened
Assuming Fizz is still on the fence, I will join her there. That way if she falls off I can be underneath her to break her fall. However I take no responsibility for anything which might or might not penetrate her during this incident. Tie urself to the fence fizz.
Sexlightened
Thanks for the good wishes hoping to make some neww friends and have a few laughs along the way
Sexlightened
NO but I would help Victoria Pendleton with a puncture. Dhe could hold the nipple while I pummped as hard as I could. Is my profile pic a bit scary???? Its better than whats underneath believe me!
Sexlightened
Damn foiled again, will need a little cry to recover. NO from me too
Sexlightened
People who listen to my ideas for improvements then run off to their manager to put them on record as their own. Should be fun later today when the idiot discovers I have already half completed the project he is about to suggest. Revenge is a dish best served cold.
Sexlightened
From someone who has a brother and a first cousin who swing that way it is, it is. However it is still a NO.
Sexlightened
Are you trying to seduce me (its working and you had me at hello lol. I suspect same could be said of the lady who wrote this. I suspect that under that polite but witty exterior there is a very naughty schoolgirl who escapes from time to time.
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Thank god for that, so we can strut around and act all macho so lol (or is that just a tad gay)
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No (All the games have their own individual highpoints. I think its cause its our neighbour that we are more aware) Bolt is a legend tho. Is Victoria Pendleton hotter than Jessica Ennis?
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Amusement park The restaurant at the end of the universe or the big bang burger bar? (fans of Douglas Adams will get it.
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er NO. I am sure he is a very nice chap but ....................
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Of course. Does it really melt in ur mouth and not in ur hand?