Looking to watch a couple in the Kildare area, would be very happy to just spectate and look in the car window or stand back.
I know a few quiet spots around Naas/Newbridge
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beth69
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 43
Ireland
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A man was sitting on the edge of the bed,
Observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror.
Since her birthday was not far off
He asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday.
'I'd like to be twelve again', she replied,
Still looking in the mirror.
On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops,
And then took her to Alton Towers theme park.
What a day!
He put her on every ride in the park;
The Death Slide, the Corkscrew,
The Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there Was.
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Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park.
?
Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
He then took her to a Mc Donald's
Where he ordered her a Happy Meal
With extra fries and a chocolate shake..
Then it was off to the cinema with popcorn,
A huge Cola, and her favourite sweets......M&M's..
What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband
And collapsed into bed exhausted.
He leaned over his wife with a big smile
And lovingly asked,
'Well Dear, what was it like being twelve again?'
Her eyes slowly opened
And her expression suddenly changed.
'I meant my dress size, you retard!!!!'
The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it fuckin Wrong.
SEND THIS TO ALL THE WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH,
AND THE MEN TOO
Hey guys,
I'm free tonight. Can email face pic if you like. I'm fit, clean, intelligent, easy going and definitely up for it.
Quote by hotcum
Happy Birthday Max:drinkies::drinkies:
lust you loads!! ;) lol
have a good one xoxx
Hey guys!
Another sexy couple I havent seen in waaaaay too long!
Hope youre keeping well and thanks for the birthday wishes, lusting ya back!
Hmmmmm see you soon sexies!
Quote by bobbysgirl
A big happy Birthday Max hope you have lots of fun xx :smitten::smitten::lol: Hope all your dreams come true.
Owe you a big huge birthday kiss xxxx:smitten::smitten:
Hey you guys, I havent seen you in so long! Hope all is well with you sexy two and that we bump into eachother again really soon. You can deliver the birthday kiss and lots, lots more too please! Take care and hope to see you soon!
assionkiss: Quote by worshipme
Happy Birthday Maxhope you have a fab day ;) :rascal: xx
Thanks so much for the birthday wishes honey, very kind of you! :kiss:
xxx Quote by justforfun10
Happy birthday, Max... Remind me the next time we meet to give u ur birthday Pressie ;-)
Hiya Justy, thanks very much, I will indeed!
Will I have to unwrap my pressie... Very.... Very slowly?
Quote by JackNJilly
Happy birthday to my oldest swing friend its always a pleasure ..... see you soon for a birthday kiss ....jilly says she will deliver hers in person
Hey JackNJilly,
I remember our first encounter like it was only yesterday, which is a bit of a challenge when you get to my age!!
Thanks for the birthday wishes, see you soon and I just hope Jilly gets to me first!
:lol:
Quote by jacknnora
Well Max
My special friend ;)
Ijust wanna wish u a v v happy B'day ;)
Hope u have a fantastic weekend n catch u soon ;)
Lots ofNora
:boink:
Hey Nora,
Thanks for the birthday wishes, cant wait for you to catch me and deliver all those Emoticons in person!
:lol:
:hump:
Good morning everyone!!!
I'm excited to say that the invites have gone out.
Please check your external e-mail accounts and follow the instructions on the mail.
Thank you so much for all the mails over the last few weeks and i'm looking forward to seeing you all on the 5th!
Ginger.
If anyone cannot make it we'll happily take their place, we'll be in Dublin anyway and it would perk our weekend up no end 
S&J
xXx
S&J
xXx Hey,
Were a young couple up to mischief! Would love another couple for same room and maybe more?? Please pm.
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Happy swinging!
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Any out for car fun tonight find somewhere quiet chat and see what happens pm me if anyone interested. Thanks
