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niceass4u
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 66
Ireland
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Never hold grudges, let people be themselves ;)
intimate meets or fast and furious ?
Quote by Coxie
Mega's...Thank Jebus for your grace and guidance!!! I thought I would start this off by asking you to explain...Women... (Thought you might appreciate something relatively un-complicated as a first) did I mention? You're Great!!!!
Coxie first of we would like to accept your words and penatence at our feet..and bestow our kind blessing on you.
In answer to your question explain women?
women plural of wom·an (Noun)
Noun
An adult human female.A female worker or - womenfolk - womanhood.
We know we know your blown away by our wisdom..now be off..
Pwehhh helen i think we got away with that? I actualy think he meant! Actualy explain women...fuck no one can do that.....
But shshhhhh heres someone else......enter if you dare :-) :-)
Mega's...Thank Jebus for your grace and guidance!!! I thought I would start this off by asking you to explain...Women... (Thought you might appreciate something relatively un-complicated as a first) did I mention? You're Great!!!!
We'd love to go, please put our names down if theres room 
Badlittlekitty and Sidekick :)
Badlittlekitty and Sidekick :) lookn for horny lady for 3sum nsa fun with 2 hung guys other guy jock4u06 massive cock just want sum adult fun
Quote by megacouple
Oh oh oh! Megas can we go first??
We just want to ask? Why are you guys so great??
Ahh our dear seeet innocent megas! What a great great question you guys r way cool.
Ok the answer to your greattt question is simply this " because we are "
Next!!!
:-):-):-):-):-):-):-)
Oh oh oh! Megas can we go first??
We just want to ask? Why are you guys so great??
Our fellow swingers we have been thinking a lot lately about how amazing we are at everything!! :-P
We now think its time to share our knowledge of everything,with the awesome sexy peeps here to try bring more happyness
:-)
So we offer up our services as sfi official/unofficial sex/love and life guru…If you need any answers to any of life's questions…leave a message and we will look up our god like knowledge and give u the solutions to all life problems.
We can even give you the secret of life itself….
Disclaimer: answers are subject to mega-couples humour..(which granted is a bit off the wall :-) ) megacouples advice may result in uncontrolled laughter,with maybe a small bit of wee escapeing :-) do not panic! If this occurs please see a physician. excepts no liability for making the women of the sfi fall in lust with them (as this is a normal effect of being associated with the megas lol) answers are NOT open to debate as we are GREAT!. And therefore all answers must be true :-P means no offence to any one with any answers given (unless you're a dick head that cant take a joke, then fu we mean every word :P (ok we dont but ye get the point :-) ) who leaves a message to be answered,does so at there own risk and must accept fully that MEGACOUPLE ARE THE GREATEST HUMAN BEINGS EVER (ABET THE MOST UNIQUE) AND are BEYOND REPROACH AND OMNIPOTENT.
So without futher ado who is brave enough to be the first victim...shit!! We mean eh! Customer yes thats it :-P
Regards the megas ;-)
My 5 year old little boy sitting on my knee and stroking my hair :love: Until i said ' thats so nice ' and he replied ' Im looking for nits ':eeek::eeek:
Little ....
:smackbottom::smackbottom:
:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
He's his mother's son alright 
:smackbottom::smackbottom:
:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
He's his mother's son alright People who think they are smart... underhanded and loudmouthed... wrecks my head... thing is they usually ain't as savvy as they might think they are...:kick::giggle::giggle: 
Having the last laugh... OH some people rot my hole but karma has a nasty habit of coming back to bite these people on the arse.. I shall be sitting back and enjoying the mayhem that
WILL ensue..:smile2::smile2:
Hello ladies im back and hoping to be back with a bang, im in a dublin hotel tonight if there are any naughty bold horny women looking to get the start of the weekend off to a bang.. i have pics on request and would love to chat to all you bold ladies. anyway mail me or pm me in chat if your interested. chat soon xx
