Welcome you have to take the bull by the horns in here mate some nights the place be crazy just start saying hi and join in on the craic,but always rem be respectful friendly that goes along way with other members hope my advice helps.
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niceass4u
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 66
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FIFTY SHADES OF GREY - (a husband's point of view) - By Pam Ayres of course..
The missus bought a Paperback,
down Shepton Mallet way,
I had a look inside her bag;
... T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey".
Well I just left her to it,
And at ten I went to bed.
An hour later she appeared;
The sight filled me with dread...
In her left she held a rope;
And in her right a whip!
She threw them down upon the floor,
And then began to strip.
Well fifty years or so ago;
I might have had a peek;
But Mabel hasn't weathered well;
She's eighty four next week!!
Watching Mabel bump and grind;
Could not have been much grimmer.
And things then went from bad to worse;
She toppled off her Zimmer!
She struggled back upon her feet;
A couple minutes later;
She put her teeth back in and said
I am a dominater !!
Now if you knew our Mabel,
You'd see just why I spluttered,
I'd spent two months in traction
For the last complaint I'd uttered.
She stood there nude and naked
Bent forward just a bit
I went to hold her, sensual like
and stood on her left tit!
Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out;
My god what had I done!?
She moaned and groaned then shouted out:
"Step on the other one"!!
Well readers, I can't tell no more;
About what occurred that day.
Suffice to say my jet black hair,
Turned fifty shades of grey
One of my mates had this on fb made me laugh thought i share it with ye hope you all like it.
Hi, I'd be interested in watching, it's exactly what I'm looking for at the moment 
Bi guy too so no problem cumming wherever
Bi guy too so no problem cumming wherever Hi folks... I'm new here. I've had my profile a while but decided to finally get around to being active on here.
I figured the best place to start would be the chat rooms but I found the 'newbies' room was kind of... Not full of newbies! Instead it seemed to be full of people who know each other quite well and who mostly just talk privately.
As a newcomer, I thought I'd feed back a bit with my impression, which is... oesn't that defeat the object of having a newbies room? I didn't feel very welcome apart from some chat with sluttywifecouple (thank you!). Are there times when it's easier for newbies to chat? Did I just get there at the wrong time? Or should I try and introduce myself some other way? Perhaps I could create a different newbies room or something.
Anyway... Glad to be here.
Cheers,
Si.
Ginger.. Would be delighted with an invite plz.. Virgin M&Ger! ;)
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Quote by Wilder
What really get on my nerves is when you show someone respect in the chat room by taking taking time to get to know them and they end up playing games and treating you like shite in return starting to get really tired of this now whats the point anymore .:banghead:
I feel your pain!! Try not to let the Bast*rds grind you down!!! :undecided:
Thanks wilder just annoys me sometimes is all.
Hey all, I find myself free tonight and tomorrow if there's any hot fun down to earth couples or woman out there. I'm definitely not your ordinary single guy so please feel free to get in touch 
we are free saturday night and hoping to meet up with a couple for a drink and some fun,we can travel for the right couple,mail us xx
Hey any couples or single ladies available for a evening of fun this Thursday?.. Eiter Cork, Limerick or Tipp... Would love to meet up for few drinks and see where evening takes us ;).. Mail me please
The gym a couple of bottles of water and maybe a bucket oh and best to go when not many there an hour of punishment does wonders but the path is full of obstacles lol
ive no cure.i just curl up in ball clung to the pillow and hope for the best :sad:
hcool::xhton:Quote by sp1000
anyne interested in seeing my wifes tits .. no contact .. discreet distance .. tonite
bit far to travelim not to far sp if ye looking for a quiet meet
Thanks guys for all the pm ,
Sorted for tonight :-)
Will keep you in mind for another night
