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1totitillate
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 53
Ireland
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:drinkies::drinkies::drinkies::drinkies: too :DLock your door 
A little boy walks into his parents' room
Then wears a quizzical frown
When he see his Mom on top of his Dad
Bouncing up and down.
The mother quickly dismounts,
Worried about what her son saw
She dresses quickly and goes to find him.
Standing outside the door
He asks, 'What were you doing to Dad just then?'
She replies, 'Well, you know Dad is fat
He has a big tummy so sometimes
I get on top and make it flat.'
'Well, you’re just wasting your time, Mom,'
She is told by her bright young pup
Cos when you go out, the lady next door
Gets on her knees and blows it back up.'
A little boy walks into his parents' room
Then wears a quizzical frown
When he see his Mom on top of his Dad
Bouncing up and down.
The mother quickly dismounts,
Worried about what her son saw
She dresses quickly and goes to find him.
Standing outside the door
He asks, 'What were you doing to Dad just then?'
She replies, 'Well, you know Dad is fat
He has a big tummy so sometimes
I get on top and make it flat.'
'Well, you’re just wasting your time, Mom,'
She is told by her bright young pup
Cos when you go out, the lady next door
Gets on her knees and blows it back up.' 
:banghead: or would get on the darn train Ahhhh dragon ((((((hugsss)))))) ……
I agree with you hun there are many , not only on here put in everyday life who think they are a class above others .
Put I have found that in life they do not accomplish much more than us little people and in general they manage to get less . Good manners are the gate way to life , Common courtesy is free for all , There are always going to be some who will never agree , this is ok , your opinion is your’s to have and in saying that id ask them to remember …………
Beauty is in the eye off the beholder ………… Elitism is there for all to see …
I agree with you hun there are many , not only on here put in everyday life who think they are a class above others .
Put I have found that in life they do not accomplish much more than us little people and in general they manage to get less . Good manners are the gate way to life , Common courtesy is free for all , There are always going to be some who will never agree , this is ok , your opinion is your’s to have and in saying that id ask them to remember …………
Beauty is in the eye off the beholder ………… Elitism is there for all to see … A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?" Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!" Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.
While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed. Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?" Harry: "9." Principal: "What is 6 x 6?" Harry: "36." And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know. The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade" Ms. Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions." The principal and Harry both agreed.
Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?" Harry, after a moment: "Legs." Ms. Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?" The principal wondered why would she ask such a question! Harry replied: "Pockets."
Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?" Harry: "Pants." Ms. Brooks: What starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?" Harry: "Coconut." The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open. Ms. Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?" The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry replied, "Bubble gum." Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?" Harry: "Shake hands." The principal was trembling.
Ms. Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'UCK' that means a lot of heat and excitement?" Harry: "Firetruck." The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Harry in the fifth grade, I got the last seven questions wrong.
Did you ? 
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:whistling: Dragon ….
A Christmas wish to you my friend all your dreams come true with peace , health and happiness for all your family and all you hold dearest to you 
To you and all my friends i say ....
Its Christmas time again..
time for sharing with family and friends
put not with out its hassles for most off us id tell,
So to all off yeah who are worried
or stressed or lost or blue ...
this is what i say to you and you and you ...
Put all your problems on probation
Run your troubles off the track,
Throw all your worries out the window
Get the monkeys off your back.
Silence all your inner critics
With your conscience make amends,
And allow yourself some happiness
It's Christmas time again!
Call a truce with those who bother you
Let all the fighting cease,
Give your differences a breather
And declare a time of peace,
Don't let angry feelings taint
The precious time you have to spend,
And allow yourself some happiness
It's Christmas time again!
Like some cool refreshing water
Or a gentle summer breeze,
Like a fresh bouquet of flowers
Or the smell of autumn leaves,
It's a banquet for the spirit
Filled with family ,good food and friends,
So allow yourself some happiness
all yeah i call my friend,
so may your dreams and hopes and wishes
for yeah one and all come true ,
It's Christmas time again,
So Merry Christmas to you and you and you ……………….
:kiss::kiss::kiss::kiss::kiss::kiss::kiss::kiss:
all your dreams come true with peace , health and happiness for all your family and all you hold dearest to you
To you and all my friends i say ....
Its Christmas time again..
time for sharing with family and friends
put not with out its hassles for most off us id tell,
So to all off yeah who are worried
or stressed or lost or blue ...
this is what i say to you and you and you ...
Put all your problems on probation
Run your troubles off the track,
Throw all your worries out the window
Get the monkeys off your back.
Silence all your inner critics
With your conscience make amends,
And allow yourself some happiness
It's Christmas time again!
Call a truce with those who bother you
Let all the fighting cease,
Give your differences a breather
And declare a time of peace,
Don't let angry feelings taint
The precious time you have to spend,
And allow yourself some happiness
It's Christmas time again!
Like some cool refreshing water
Or a gentle summer breeze,
Like a fresh bouquet of flowers
Or the smell of autumn leaves,
It's a banquet for the spirit
Filled with family ,good food and friends,
So allow yourself some happiness
all yeah i call my friend,
so may your dreams and hopes and wishes
for yeah one and all come true ,
It's Christmas time again,
So Merry Christmas to you and you and you ……………….
:kiss::kiss::kiss::kiss::kiss::kiss::kiss::kiss: 
Thank you cat hun .
As you say ,
Christmas is a time not only for giving , happiness and sharing put so for a little sorrow too , for the love one’s we have lost to make us more appreciative of all who are with us and all the love we do have each and everyday …..
Share the love and peace from our sorrows will follow ………………….
Tomirs :kiss:
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As you say ,
Christmas is a time not only for giving , happiness and sharing put so for a little sorrow too , for the love one’s we have lost to make us more appreciative of all who are with us and all the love we do have each and everyday …..
Share the love and peace from our sorrows will follow ………………….
Tomirs :kiss: MsHotkatt ,
Beautifully written hun …………
With sorrow in my heart I have nothing to say as I hope this poem says it all …………
Gifts for you ill lay ……….
I did not get to hold you gently , to show how much I cared,
I would have done for hours and have done nothing but stared.
Not your tiny little hands no bigger than my thumb, did I get to see,
Nor your tiny little face to look upon as you should have with me .
Nor will i see you grow to be a success at everything you should ,
You was not a quitter , the lord knows you were good ,
it was I who failed …… You my son this my heart is broken ,
The tears I cry are for lost , the sorrow off what should have been ,
The tears I do not cry ill carry to heaven to with me …
And there at Our Lords gate , I shed them for you to see ,
There my son ill hold you , never to set you free ,
There my son I pray you’ll see I never meant to fail thee ,
You are everything to me ……………..
You will always be remembered and as gifts for you ill lay …
This and very Christmas ,
until the angels come to bring me to thee …………………………
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